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When the family was trick or treating this weekend we went out with our kids. One was 2.5 years old and doing her thing, the other was my 9 months old son in a stroller by mother was pushing. My wife just had to walk around with a pumpkin bag and trick or treat "for our son" with our daughter. She had to explain that she was getting candy for our son each house.
I had to make fun of her though and said she should just drop the pretense and just trick or treat for herself.
This probably belongs in the rustled jimmies thread.
I had to make fun of her though and said she should just drop the pretense and just trick or treat for herself.
This probably belongs in the rustled jimmies thread.
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We had like 150+ kids last year, and for a lot of the night it was such a stream of kids we had to leave our door open. This year we got like 20.. and some weren't even dressed up, bogus. Oh well, more candy for me.
Kid slept through the night last night finally, definitely cherished that.
Kid slept through the night last night finally, definitely cherished that.
We had a lot of kids too. It was after 9pm and we got our last group which was a bunch of high schoolers coming around without costumes or bags for candy. Fucking lazy sacks of shit. I had to ridicule them.
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We had a lot of groups with a parent who I just assumed was getting candy for their kids. I happily gave it to them but the inner shitlord in me thinks that if a kid can't get the candy themselves they don't deserve it. As in, is your 9 month old kid going to be eating reeses cups for the next month?
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You miserable shitlord. I only had one full sized chocolate bar from each of my children's stash.
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Woefully Inept
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Baptised the kid yesterday. Mostly to shut the grandparents up. Tired of hearing he's going straight to hell. Fucking 80+ year olds lol.
Had a nice big piece of cake at the reception and son of a bitch I had diarrhea all night and until a out 3pm today. I guess I was being made to pay for the few shits and f-bombs I dropped during the service. Haha
Had a nice big piece of cake at the reception and son of a bitch I had diarrhea all night and until a out 3pm today. I guess I was being made to pay for the few shits and f-bombs I dropped during the service. Haha
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We didn't baptize or anything and certainly not doing it for the elderly in the family. My mother gave me a hard time about it but she hasn't been to church in like 20 years.
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Yeah, doing it for others is a bad idea. Don't deny your kid any opportunity, though. Man. This shit's easy to navigate, isn't it?
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The way I look at it is my parents never forced it on us and allowed us to figure out on our own what we believed it (and now we're all agnostic, go fucking figure right?), and I was grateful for that. So when it comes to my kids I'm doing the same
Sometimes in grade school when I heard other kids talking about Bible study I did at times feel left out, but looking back now it's OK. Only rough time was philosophy in college where I hadn't read the Bible yet everyone else had. But that's on me.
Sometimes in grade school when I heard other kids talking about Bible study I did at times feel left out, but looking back now it's OK. Only rough time was philosophy in college where I hadn't read the Bible yet everyone else had. But that's on me.
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My 6 year old asked me a few weeks ago if god was real. I just told her I don't know. She then proceeded to tell me that Myra from her class told her that if you say fuck it is saying you want to kill god and that's how George Washington died because he said fuck and god killed him. I told her yes, that is absolutely true.