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Ronaan

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Marie is starting to crawl... the "I'm on my knees and rocking back and forth" thing is fucking hilarious.

I'd like to take a video of it but as soon as she detects a lens she's all "smile at the camera... don't move".

In other news, my wife broke her (own) arm a while ago so I had to stay at home for two weeks and take care of the kid while health insurance figured out if they were going to pay for someone to come and take care of the kid. Two more weeks until the cast comes off and I can hopefully convince the wife that it's her turn again to get up in the night and mix a bottle.
 

Luvvie_sl

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This. My son has never met his father, but he acts a bit like him a lot. Screams at the contestants onChoppedon Food Network, for instance. Sometimes it's uncanny, and even my mom notices.

Edit: This is in response to #392, page 20. Sorry 'bout that.
 

Chancellor Alkorin

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Not a dad yet, but will be in about 4 months... [...] Gotta say, this is looking like one hell of an adventure.
HOLY SHIT. If I could go back and kick my own ass when I was saying this was going to be a mere adventure, I would. Our daughter was born on Saturday at 6pm, and I'm already feeling like I've been hit by the zombie truck. I was by no means ready for the steady state of "wake up/stumble over to baby/change diaper/bring baby to mom for food/bring baby back to crib/try to get back to sleep" that has been thrown at me, and we're only on day 3.

That being said, I wouldn't trade this feeling for anything in the world.
 

chaos

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Congrats man. Enjoy it, I really mean that, they grow up so fast that you sometimes feel like you didn't have a chance to really just enjoy your time with them.
 

nuday

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HOLY SHIT. If I could go back and kick my own ass when I was saying this was going to be a mere adventure, I would. Our daughter was born on Saturday at 6pm, and I'm already feeling like I've been hit by the zombie truck. I was by no means ready for the steady state of "wake up/stumble over to baby/change diaper/bring baby to mom for food/bring baby back to crib/try to get back to sleep" that has been thrown at me, and we're only on day 3.

That being said, I wouldn't trade this feeling for anything in the world.
My wife and I are on day 10 and I think, THINK, we're handling it pretty decently. My wife is especially tired from the constant breast-feeding attempts (my daughter refuses to latch) and pumping when she isn't trying that, but overall we haven't had any breakdowns yet.
 

Chancellor Alkorin

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My wife and I are on day 10 and I think, THINK, we're handling it pretty decently. My wife is especially tired from the constant breast-feeding attempts (my daughter refuses to latch) and pumping when she isn't trying that, but overall we haven't had any breakdowns yet.
I hear that. Last night/this morning went a heck of a lot smoother than the night before. We're slowly learning a routine. I almost went nuts tonight trying to figure out what our daughter wanted. Turns out she was just really, really hungry for some reason. Could be because she wouldn't latch on for the first couple days and is just, well, really hungry, but who knows. They're tough to understand with all the WAH, WAH, WAH.
 

Lenardo

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Refusing to latch is a bitch, my son had that issue 8yrs ago when him and his sister were born my first born did not have the issue.
girl latched on fine, boy couldn't find a nipple if it was shoved in his face-which it was.

easiest thing to do is if your wife is having issues- being tired etc, if the doc's oks it, supplement with formula.

since she is pumping, supplement the pumped milk with formula- start off with ~ 3/4th breast 1/4th formula then go up to 50/50 milk/formula.

we did this and it helped due to the fact that I could do the feeding and SHE(wife)could sleep. also formula is more "filling" than breast milk - at least in my experience mighta changed in the past 8 years- which leads to kids sleeping longer in the evening.

after ~3 weeks we ditched the breast milk and just went whole hog formula- i'd make a half GALLON of the stuff a day in the morning..every morning.

both kids were 7lbs when born ...after 3 months the boy -who basically was on formula from the get go- weighed 4lbs more than my daughter who started mostly breast milk.

it gets better as soon as the baby sleeps through the night, try to adjust the baby's feedings- so that there is no 2am feeding. forget what the schedule was like but my last "evening" feeding was at about 12:30 am which was formula only(again see the more filling part) which allowed me and brenda to sleep until ~5am.


weight wise

my 11yr old son who was breastfed until real food- weighs in at ~77lbs
my 8yr old son was was bottle fed formula until real food- weighs 80lbs-and is not fat, boy is just stocky
my 8yr old daughter- was mostly formula but almost for first month breast, 60lbs.
 

Cutlery

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HOLY SHIT. If I could go back and kick my own ass when I was saying this was going to be a mere adventure, I would. Our daughter was born on Saturday at 6pm, and I'm already feeling like I've been hit by the zombie truck. I was by no means ready for the steady state of "wake up/stumble over to baby/change diaper/bring baby to mom for food/bring baby back to crib/try to get back to sleep" that has been thrown at me, and we're only on day 3.

That being said, I wouldn't trade this feeling for anything in the world.
You know what helps a ton? Work overnights for a year first. You'll get so used to getting no sleep that you'll be fine.

3 weeks ago I was up for 47 hours off a 2 hour a nap and a 3 hour nap. I routinely do 23-25 hour Thursdays. I work 10pm-8am, get off work and come home and hang with the munchkin until I put her down for a nap at 3:30pm and go to bed, get up at 8:30 and do it again. Saves me $700 a month on daycare and all I need to do is sleep a little less? No sweat.

Yeah, getting up off 3-4 hours of sleep still sucks, but if you learn how to manage how much it sucks beforehand, it's just another day.
 

nuday

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We started to supplement right from the start, more or less. My wife ended up having a C-Section (daughter was big), so we think it delayed her milk by a few days more than normal. She's pumping enough now that we are feeding mostly milk, but we still have to use formula here and there. This latching this is stressing me out to no end because my wife is taking it as a personal failure on her part, despite the fact that we have a healthy, happy daughter. I think she's coming around slowly, though.

We've been taking turns with feeding for the last few days and it has made tons of difference with our sleep levels. We aren't walking around like zombies anymore, at least. Also, surprisingly, just getting out of the house for a walk around the neighborhood or something makes a world of difference.
 

Chancellor Alkorin

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We're supplementing now, mostly because the baby is fussy and my wife's milk isn't in yet (hopefully soon). She is also taking this as a personal failure. I don't think that's uncommon at this stage as the hormones are still screaming and it's gotta be tough to regulate that when the baby is going nuts and you've had a couple hours' sleep.

I'm getting up to do the diaper changes and whatnot and going right back to sleep. She's doing the feeding, unless it's formula, at which point we take turns.

What a ride so far...
 

Ronaan

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Had a rough weekend, saturday night was one of the worst we ever had. Sunday around noon I found the reason: 4 teeth pushing through at once. Poor girl.

She also started pulling herself up on anything she can get a hold of. Gonna go and buy a tricycle really soon just to make the wife mad.
Really glad all our outlets are kidsafe. Also installed a stairs protector (whatever you call those) so she can't go up to the attic (which is still a work in progress at the moment).
 

mkopec

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My wife and I were just talking about this... you have any resources?
LOL, you boil some veggies, (in some broth if you like your kid to have some flavor) and blend them. You can even freeze them in ice cube trays for later use.

Carrots, carrots and peas, sweet potato, etc. Basically what you can buy in baby food you can make yourself.
 

Falstaff

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LOL, you boil some veggies, (in some broth if you like your kid to have some flavor) and blend them. You can even freeze them in ice cube trays for later use.

Carrots, carrots and peas, sweet potato, etc. Basically what you can buy in baby food you can make yourself.
Good. I will continue to ignore all the baby food cookbooks.
 

mkopec

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Dont get me wrong, bro, we still bought the baby food jars, cause they were convenient. Especially when going places with the kid. Its not like you can pack up frozen cubes of baby food, lol. But take for example bananas? Why the fuck would you buy jars of bananas if you can just buy a banana and mash it up with a fork? Or apple sauce, just buy a big jar of the crap instead of overpaying on the individual jars of baby food.

But, yeah, we used to make the shit. I specifically remember my older son, now 11, used to like the yams, we used to cook a couple of big yams every week for him. If its gets too thick blending them, just add a little bit of the broth/water you cooked them in.
 

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For some vegetables, especially leafy green(heh, you're not serving your baby leafy greens), you lose some of the nutrients to the boiling medium. So you should definitely use the boiling medium in the blender and use only as much(in the pot) as you need so you don't dilute it.
 

Cutlery

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Fortunately for me, my little one had absolutely no interest in baby food. She ate them for about 2 weeks, and then got pretty pissed off that we were eating other things, so we just started feeding her what we were eating.

Made life 100x easier. You know how much less hassle it is to make a jelly sandwich than to sit there with a cup of creamed corn and try to get them interested enough to eat it? Both my kids were fucking awesome in different ways. The oldest one slept thru the night at week 1, this one had no interest in eating extremely expensive, time consuming baby food, and would much rather just eat what we're eating.