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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Just 2,it was planned so I am happy. Was hoping the trying part would take longer but what can ya do
Noodleface
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I'm mostly worried about having a 2 year old and a new born at the same time. I guess it's pretty early and the doctors need to confirm it, but she took a bunch of tests that are positive. Timing seems to indicate it as well and the absence of a period.
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chaos
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Yeah, don't do it. At least don't do it like I did. Because once you have the third, then you won't be able to move, and you just make it work, and it "works" but it is also horrible. Trust me.
Move first, then third. But really, just secretly get a vasectomy and stall until she's barren.
Move first, then third. But really, just secretly get a vasectomy and stall until she's barren.
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Bunch of amateurs. Talk to me when you have five.
But seriously, two is not the hell people tell you it is. This is going to be awesome for you. And your two year old is going to astound you with how he interacts with the baby. There is some really wonderful times ahead for you.
I'll not sugar coat it, there are also shitty times ahead, but it's worth it. I ask each of my kids before they go to sleep at night, "Who loves you?" Their confident and consistent answer, even if we had a rough day of fighting or whatever of "you. You and mama." reminds me every day how fucking lucky I am.
But seriously, two is not the hell people tell you it is. This is going to be awesome for you. And your two year old is going to astound you with how he interacts with the baby. There is some really wonderful times ahead for you.
I'll not sugar coat it, there are also shitty times ahead, but it's worth it. I ask each of my kids before they go to sleep at night, "Who loves you?" Their confident and consistent answer, even if we had a rough day of fighting or whatever of "you. You and mama." reminds me every day how fucking lucky I am.
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Yeah man it will be awesome, I am sure of it. Hes been a very difficult baby from pregnancy and even now still but he's awesome. When I come home he cries if I don't immediately pick him up and when I do he just smiles and sort of hangs out and babbles. Good stuff.
Mrs. Gravy
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Good dad bonus points in my head for you. You plural, not singular. I try not to have favorites.
radditsu
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I got a 4 and a 2, they take care of each other , it makes it easier after year and a half.
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Two is so much easier than three. Although it's easy enough to handle two by yourself once you're used to three.
and it suuuuuuucks.
We're looking at remodeling the house and/or adding on just to get another bedroom.
That is hard. We've got a 5yo and 3yo in the same bedroom and a 1yo in a nursery.
and it suuuuuuucks.
We're looking at remodeling the house and/or adding on just to get another bedroom.
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At 3 we are officially outnumbered. The dog wants nothing to do with the one we got, so no help there.
I did the same thing. 3 and 1 yr old. Shit is sooooo much easier. You dont give a half as fuck as you did before. You just roll with everything.
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The entire series behind Luvs of 1st kid vs 2nd kid is spot on, and it goes so much further with the 3rd.
Luvs Commercial - Babysitter - YouTube
This one is pretty legit:Luvs Commercial - Sanitize - YouTube
With the 3rd one I just hand him off to someone I think won't run away with him (from him doesn't get a pass).
Luvs Commercial - Babysitter - YouTube
This one is pretty legit:Luvs Commercial - Sanitize - YouTube
With the 3rd one I just hand him off to someone I think won't run away with him (from him doesn't get a pass).
Noodleface
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That's my wife with the 1st kid, it's crazy. I'm pretty care-free with that stuff. Occasionally he'll try to put my shoe in his mouth and I'll be like 'ok, none of that' but in general I don't care. She touched his door knob last night after we had sexy time and she lysol'd it because she touched my wiener....