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Noodleface

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Baby was constipated for 24 hours. One solution I read was stimulate his ass... I was skeptical.

Rammed a qtip in there, slammed it around a bit and within 2 minutes he emptied his entire bowels
 
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Man. Babies, rectums, poop, and so forth. Parents have to do weird stuff. We're the most evolved form of life, right? Why can't our young walk and poop in a litter box when born?

It's interesting to remember this stuff now that my kids are older. If I talk to my teenage girls about poop or related matters they are totally embarrassed. My youngest likes to call everyone Sir (or Madam) PoopsAlot. High humour factor here.
 
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Well it was weird because for one I thought there'd be resistance and he'd get upset. He just had a super concentrated look and it glided quickly in. I was taken aback.

The funny thing is right after that he fell asleep for 3 hours. Didn't sleep at all last night
 
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There's been a few times with my younger two where they were plugged up (too much cheese? too many raisins? whatever), and they struggled to push out a turd and once the finally did they just passed the fuck out into a major nap.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
Man. Babies, rectums, poop, and so forth. Parents have to do weird stuff. We're the most evolved form of life, right? Why can't our young walk and poop in a litter box when born?

It's interesting to remember this stuff now that my kids are older. If I talk to my teenage girls about poop or related matters they are totally embarrassed. My youngest likes to call everyone Sir (or Madam) PoopsAlot. High humour factor here.
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You gotta get that boy some plastic dog doo so he can terrorize his sisters.
 
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Went to a 1 yr bday party this weekend. My daughter is as big or bigger than kids 8 months older. I know she's big, but it's weird to see the comparison in person.
 
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My sister's daughter is 1 year younger than my son and outweighs him and is just as tall. Sister had gestational diabetes and the baby came out huge
 
iannis

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Well now her childhood nickname has to be vanka and when she's older and asks why

Because you were yuuuuuge
 
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Well now her childhood nickname has to be vanka and when she's older and asks why

Because you were yuuuuuge
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No thanks.
But her name does work perfectly before "asaurus Rex".

No gestational diabetes for the wife, and the baby was 7.5lbs
 
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