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Soygen said:
The problem with homeschooling is finding a decent weed connection at school.
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See, you're not thinking. Hydroponics is a subject with a great deal of potential for home school children. And, as they age, you could work at genetically manipulating your weed as a bonus science project. Plus, think of the quality you can develop.
 
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Speaking of weed, my son likes blaze and the monster machine and blaze's tag line is "let's blaze!" You know the creator is getting a kick out of that one.
 
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I am homeschooled as well. I did private, public, and home. They all have pros and cons for sure but homeschool does not have to finish with a kid that doesn’t know how to socialize.
 
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My wife is a public school teacher. We're sending our kids to a private Catholic school. I went to one k-12 and I turned out all right. Figure it will do right by my kids.
 
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Noodleface said:
I'd be more worried about the teacher fucking my kids given how often that happens
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Omi43221 said:
Okay...serious question. As a kid did you ever hear your parents banging?
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Once when I was a teenager, thin walls.... Makes me hate my current house, stupid open floor plan makes sound travel. I recently commented to my wife that she needs to start keeping it down.
 
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Heard my mom and stepdad since their room was above mine. Paid them back that's for sure

On the potty training front the dude is pissing in the toilet 7-8 times a day. We still have to tell him it's time to use it, but so far no pees in his diaper during the day at all. It appears that he's holding it, because he's sitting and immediately pissing. He got some pull-ups and he's super excited because he's wearing 'big boy undies'. Good kid.

Then today, to the surprise of us and him, he shit in the potty. I've never seen a kid so proud of himself
 
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Noodleface said:
Heard my mom and stepdad since their room was above mine. Paid them back that's for sure

On the potty training front the dude is pissing in the toilet 7-8 times a day. We still have to tell him it's time to use it, but so far no pees in his diaper during the day at all. It appears that he's holding it, because he's sitting and immediately pissing. He got some pull-ups and he's super excited because he's wearing 'big boy undies'. Good kid.

Then today, to the surprise of us and him, he shit in the potty. I've never seen a kid so proud of himself
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Shitlording ain't easy. Start him young.
 
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Noodleface said:
Heard my mom and stepdad since their room was above mine. Paid them back that's for sure

On the potty training front the dude is pissing in the toilet 7-8 times a day. We still have to tell him it's time to use it, but so far no pees in his diaper during the day at all. It appears that he's holding it, because he's sitting and immediately pissing. He got some pull-ups and he's super excited because he's wearing 'big boy undies'. Good kid.

Then today, to the surprise of us and him, he shit in the potty. I've never seen a kid so proud of himself
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Yeah, that's a great moment. Then you realize that cats are born knowing where to shit.

Kids are hard work.

My three oldest (the girls) are all on the track team. The issue is they do different events. So one of them runs first freaking thing, and the other two are the last event. Every damned time. I love to go and support them and their team, but I really don't want to be there for four hours.
 
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Cheer competitions and wrestling tournaments. When all day long isn’t enough, consume the weekend.
 
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Going to start trying for #2 in about a month. A little more nervous about this one than the first, not really sure why. Probably just the awareness of how much work it'll be.

Hopefully #2 is a little more laid back than #1.
 
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It's a roll of the dice basically.

Example:
My daughter is 100% easier to put to bed. My son had to be rocked to sleep until he was 2.5ish or he'd go crazy. My daughter at the same age goes to bed and tells my wife to leave the room, literally. "Mommy, go".

On the flip side my son used to take medicine like it was candy. My daughter went crazy. I had to pick her up from daycare one day due to a fever. I asked them to give her some Tylenol while I drove there. I forgot to warn them.... it took three employees to attempt to give a 1.5 year old Tylenol and it went all over her face, shirt, pants. It's like trying to give medicine to a wild chimpanzee and she screams during the process. I've never heard a set of lungs like this kid. I've heard her screaming from outside of the house before.
 
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fred sanford said:
It's a roll of the dice basically...
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Certainly, I'm just hoping for an overall favorable one.

My daughter (just shy of 14 months) is overall really good, but has very little patience for things she doesn't want to do. Diaper change? 30 seconds until she's break dancing or throwing heal kicks like she's in the octagon. Same thing with getting dressed. Taking medicine or brushing teeth are both no problem.

Right with you on the screams too, can definitely hear her from outside. Thought for sure she'd wake the neighbors a couple times last summer when we'd have the windows open in the middle of the night; she'd wake up and just let it rip as i held her and ran around the house closing everything. Good times.
 
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Daughter is almost 10. First kid in puberty range and a girl, so I'm at that weird stage where I'm probably way over protective than I should be. Wears leggings as her main choice of pants, I would like for to her wear jeans but she hates them. I have always hated it (def wasn't the norm for me to be around as kid in the northwest). I let my wife dictate whatever she wants, doesn't care about this situation.

help me out bros. yes/no/who cares. Just want to see if I am being a lunatic. Hard to navigate girl dress codes..


boys so much easier.
 
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I have a niece who will be 10 over the summer. Leggings have been really common for a while. As long as they aren't yoga pant tight *shrug*
 
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imo, you have to kind of take a step back and realize they want to be their own person, what they wear is a big part of that. You have to draw a line, of course, but you have to give them some slack as well. Leggings aren't really a big deal anymore, it's become pretty standard and she'll just think you're being an asshole/weirdo if you make a big deal over it. Choose your battles.
 
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I haven't kept up w/ this thread in a while, anyone dealt with kids touching girls inappropriately? 7 year old boy, this is the kind of thing that I feel like he's acting on things he's seen while he was younger, shaping this behaviour.

He went into the bathroom after his bath where his sister (6) and my daughter (4) were about to get in the tub and smacked my daughters ass last night. I wanted to rip his fucking head off. Not isolated to that incident, I've seen him do things w/ dolls and there's been other behavior and we've tried to correct it as we've seen it with varying levels of severity.
 
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