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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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You still kiss your mom and I'm not making fun of you.
I was more making fun of Bubbles, and posting a legitimate concern that I would have were I considering your course of action.

If I was going to be selfish, I would post something like:
"A review?? That's all we get here at FoH!? Pony up some more pesos for some pics for our amusement, pussy!"​


So, I guess you would rather go with that?
 

Punko

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I said I would so I will.

Quite happily, though I hoped for more suggestions.
 

Kobayashi

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There was an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was dating a girl who looked completely different in certain light or something. This lady seems to have that face, go with her and tell us which face you got.

 

Punko

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Will review this for the community.

Anything for the team.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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There was another guy who was posting about how he's banged a lot of pornstars doing their side work as escorts... can't think of who that was. Said he'd hired Elsa Jean, Valentina Nappi, and a few others IIRC.

He'd definitely give you better advice on how to keep your kidneys I'd wager.
 

Void

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I feel like the first item on the how to avoid having your organs harvested checklist is probably, "Don't go outside of the United States." So we've already failed Step 1.
 

Punko

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The girls on this site won't rob me.

It is honest prostitution.

Anyone assuming I get my kidneys stolen lives in a different kind of society.
 
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TJT

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What kind of assholes are you to not select the most ratchet ass option available? It's like I don't even know where I am.
 
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Punko

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There was another guy who was posting about how he's banged a lot of pornstars doing their side work as escorts... can't think of who that was. Said he'd hired Elsa Jean, Valentina Nappi, and a few others IIRC.

He'd definitely give you better advice on how to keep your kidneys I'd wager.

I'm not into stars.
 

Punko

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What kind of assholes are you to not select the most ratchet ass option available? It's like I don't even know where I am.

True story, bunch of yappers that can't even make a pick.

This thread would be a hoot on reddit.

Stop being faggots FOH.
 

Indyocracy

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What kind of assholes are you to not select the most ratchet ass option available? It's like I don't even know where I am.
Well when I want my wife to take it in the backdoor I treat her nice first, So:
Step 1 pick a decent option and play by the rules
Step 2 peer pressure him into picking the tranny next time
Step 3 profit?
 
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MusicForFish

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ancient aliens GIF

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season 13 GIF

 
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Punko

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How was it supposed to be a surprise? The link says shemale.

I asked not to post faggotry, you posted unmasked faggotry.

Either try being funny or even more retarded, your mediocrity isn't doing you favors.