Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

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Sadre Spinegnawer said:
My mother has a toy poodle she got from a reputable breeder. She had not had a pet in years and wanted a "nice poodle." In her mind, poodles = class. God bless her.

It is barely a toy though; frankly it springs around like a preying mantis with springs for legs. It can't weigh more than 4 pounds.

Dog is totally on all the time. Requires total attention. My parents are retirees and up to it, so it is a good match but damn.

The dog is cool when I visit, but it is hilarious to watch how much my parents work everything around making sure Alfie is ok.

High maintenance I guess is the word.

My old Silky Terrier was pretty high maintenance. I had to "spend time" or he became a PITA, fast. But nowhere near my mom's poodle. Whole other level

edit: is a pet forum maybe an idea? This a nice thread. But what about people who keep fish?

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There is a "Pets" thread, but it's more about pet death than anything else. But we can convert it to just any pet discussion.

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So Baku's belly is a little larger than normal and he's limping a bit, so I took him to the vet today. Turns out he has a fairly large tumor in his chest area that must have ruptured, and it's filling his belly with blood. Not his stomach, mind you. This is an under the skin thing. The...
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zombiewizardhawk said:
Snyder had attempted to stage the double suicide of both of her children … eight-year-old son and her four-year-old daughter...

I hope PA has a death penalty with no appeals process.
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Will she be allowed conjugal visits?
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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It said she got rid of the dog a couple weeks before she killed the kids and I dunno if any other dogs will be interested.

Maybe the kids let the dog get out and it ran away and that's why she killed them...
 
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Also lol.

Girl I dated a long time ago wants to start a DOG cafe. You know similar to cat cafes in Asia. This bitch's poster children are her two pitbull mixes... Cafe will feature dogs from local shelter (majority pitbull mix of course). Oh and she's also trying to raise 100k on GoFundMe for it LOL.

Last thing I want is to have to worry about bread of peace eating my face off while I'm drinking my Americano.

Some women are just full blown dumb as fuck.
 
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Foler said:
How the fuck do you get a dog to fuck you? I'm curious but don't wanna go deep web beastiality porn
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If it's an alpha male, all you gotta do is let it. If not, well you can always use peanut butter to get some licking.
 
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When paramedics and police arrived, an officer was forced to deploy a Taser on the dog before being able to assist the victim, who was rushed to Rhode Island Hospital, where she was pronounced dead.


The dog, believed to be an 8-year-old Pit Bull, was secured at the scene by Swansea Animal Rescue and has been placed in quarantine at their facility in Swansea.
 
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Everyone in this thread talking about how pits are not bad and violent inclined sound like people defending inventors in the wakanda thread.
 
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Xadion said:
Everyone in this thread talking about how pits are not bad and violent inclined sound like people defending inventors in the wakanda thread.
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Xadion said:
Everyone in this thread talking about how pits are not bad and violent inclined sound like people defending inventors in the wakanda thread.
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I didn't know we had anyone defending them. Who is it? Lenindoritos? Are people really saying that negroes weren't bred to be man aggressive back when we were allowed to fight them, and it's only gone to shit in the generations since it was outlawed? Or are you making shit up.

Also that pit bull attack was in Massachusetts. We need to find out if the old lady was a pats fan before passing judgement on whether it was a good bite.
 
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Izo said:
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Hoss said:
I didn't know we had anyone defending them. Who is it? Lenindoritos? Are people really saying that negroes weren't bred to be man aggressive back when we were allowed to fight them, and it's only gone to shit in the generations since it was outlawed? Or are you making shit up.

Also that pit bull attack was in Massachusetts. We need to find out if the old lady was a pats fan before passing judgement on whether it was a good bite.
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zombiewizardhawk said:
Snyder had attempted to stage the double suicide of both of her children … eight-year-old son and her four-year-old daughter...

I hope PA has a death penalty with no appeals process.
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Women never get the death penalty for murdering their children.
 
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