Pocket Pussies!

Lyrical_sl said:

I got negged for saying this was gay.

Let me reiterate, if you stick things up your butt, that makes you a gay.

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So if I stick it up my wife's butt, does that make her a lesbian?

opiate82_sl said:

So if I stick it up my wife's butt, does that make her a lesbian?

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Does she braid her nipple hair?

Lyrical_sl said:

I got negged for saying this was gay.

Let me reiterate, if you stick things up your butt, that makes you a gay.

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No, you got negged for being a close-minded, homophobe.

Zarniwoop_sl said:

No, you got negged for being a close-minded, homophobe.

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I'm not a homophobe, I just don't stick things in my ass. Seriously, if a male sticks things in his ass for pleasure, is that considered hetero?

Only on FOH, can a thread that is supposed to be about pussies turn into a thread about dicks in the ass. Jefflys would be proud.

Lyrical_sl said:

I'm not a homophobe, I just don't stick things in my ass. Seriously, if a male sticks things in his ass for pleasure, is that considered hetero?

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Sure. There's several guidelines though:

-Can't be shaped like an actual penis (head etc.)
-No veins
-Can't be black/brown in color
-No balls

I'm not a homophobe I just hate anything about gay culture, use gay as an insult and am so narrow minded I think the only thing that qualifies a gay is by jamming stuff up their anus.

But I love them.

Lyrical_sl said:

I'm not a homophobe, I just don't stick things in my ass. Seriously, if a male sticks things in his ass for pleasure, is that considered hetero?

Only on FOH, can a thread that is supposed to be about pussies turn into a thread about dicks in the ass.

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This thread was about pocket pussies, i.e., stuff you can masturbate with, so I added my two cents on other stuff you can masturbate with. Not all people (guys or girls) like having their asses touched, but lots do. Whatever floats your boat.

I was kissing and talking about sex with a previous girlfriend and she flat out said "this is how I want you to fuck me, and when I get close to coming I want you to put a finger in my ass because that really intensifies my orgasm." I did and it did....does that make her gay for liking it?

Guys have a prostate gland, and it can feel good when it's stimulated. You can do it from the outside - try having someone rub or press on your taint with their finger. Or, you can do it from the inside. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Eomer_sl said:

-Can't be black/brown in color

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Dangit. I've had my eye on you for quite some time, too.

Tenks_sl said:

I'm not a homophobe I just hate anything about gay culture, use gay as an insult and am so narrow minded I think the only thing that qualifies a gay is by jamming stuff up their anus.

But I love them.

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All it takes is a few times up the butt with a dildo, and before you know it, you've decided you like real ones that squirt. I hear that's all it takes for some people to switch teams.

Lyrical either going full retard or turning dumb comment into troll.

I'd never buy one of these things because if anyone found it I'd be forced to kill myself

Dabamf_sl said:

Lyrical either going full retard or turning dumb comment into troll.

I'd never buy one of these things because if anyone found it I'd be forced to kill myself

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Is that like the samurai code of Korea?

Tenks_sl said:

Is that like the samurai code of Korea?

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Yes, a dildo up the ass calls for seppuku.

It's one thing to say "yea I look at internet porn, who doesn't?" But to have a fake rubber vagina that you have to lube up and thoroughly clean out, if anyone ever found it I'd be god damn mortified.

On the other hand, if a chick wanted to put a finger in my ass, why not try it once? Gay? You know what makes you gay? When guys give you a boner. Looking at gay porn and jacking off, that's gay. What's the ass have anything to do with being gay? They only use it because there's no alternative. It's a mode of convenience. When some in-the-closet gay dude fucks a girl, is he suddenly straight because he put his dick in a vagina? Nope, he's gay. The other day in the car I heard some radio show of this guy who does gay porn movies, yet he's married to a woman and says he's straight. Some guy calls in and says, "dude, if you fuck guys, you're gay. I'm sorry, but you're gay." Somehow this caller knows who this guy is attracted to better than him? No, he's a redneck idiot. Maybe the guy is closet gay, but doing a gay act for money is only relevant at all if he is secretly attracted to the guys. Really weird given how most straight men are revolted by a naked man, but not necessarily gay. Are gay guys who make hetero porn straight? Well they're having sex with a woman. They must be straight? No one says that.

*Queue accusations of having done gay porn*

Dabamf_sl said:

It's one thing to say "yea I look at internet porn, who doesn't?" But to have a fake rubber vagina that you have to lube up and thoroughly clean out, if anyone ever found it I'd be god damn mortified.

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Just keep it in a box with a wide verity of sex toys, including many for the females you may bring over. Then it just looks like you have an obsession with sex, not an obsession with masturbating.

I don't disagree with dabamf but it is somewhat odd that is is perfectly acceptable (almost encouraged) for girls to use sex toys for self pleasure but largely vilified by males. Having never used a rubber pussy I wouldn't know if it feels so much better than my hand that I'd be willing to go through the hassle or not. However reading the instructions online I'm willing to bet it doesn't feel good enough.

Also @Dabamf from what I understand after viagra became so popular the amount of straights doing gay porn has gone up immensely. They just pop the pill, do their scenes, get their paycheck and go home. It isn't very uncommon anymore, really. Though I'd still argue having chemically assisted sex with a male for money still doesn't make you an evil gay. But I tend to view humanity as more than simply who you choose to have sex with. Being gay is just atadbit more involved than simply corn holing a dude.

I also recall Lyrical needing pills to have sex with women. Must be a true blue homo since he can't even get it up without chemistry.

Tenks_sl said:

I don't disagree with dabamf but it is somewhat odd that is is perfectly acceptable (almost encouraged) for girls to use sex toys for self pleasure but largely vilified by males. Having never used a rubber pussy I wouldn't know if it feels so much better than my hand that I'd be willing to go through the hassle or not. However reading the instructions online I'm willing to bet it doesn't feel good enough.

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My "James Bond" device feels very good and decidedly different than any other sexual experience that I have had. If you are like me and like a variety of sensations (e.g. every time you "get freaky" you don't necessarily want vagina, mixing in a BJ or an old fashion would be preferable to you), I would then recommend it, especially over ones own hand.

Tenks_sl said:

I don't disagree with dabamf but it is somewhat odd that is is perfectly acceptable (almost encouraged) for girls to use sex toys for self pleasure but largely vilified by males. Having never used a rubber pussy I wouldn't know if it feels so much better than my hand that I'd be willing to go through the hassle or not. However reading the instructions online I'm willing to bet it doesn't feel good enough.

Also @Dabamf from what I understand after viagra became so popular the amount of straights doing gay porn has gone up immensely. They just pop the pill, do their scenes, get their paycheck and go home. It isn't very uncommon anymore, really. Though I'd still argue having chemically assisted sex with a male for money still doesn't make you an evil gay. But I tend to view humanity as more than simply who you choose to have sex with. Being gay is just atadbit more involved than simply corn holing a dude.

I also recall Lyrical needing pills to have sex with women. Must be a true blue homo since he can't even get it up without chemistry.

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What does any of this have to do with pussy? Also, go back and reread the thread in the archive, the pill for me is about prolonging intercourse for hours.

P.S: Your batteries on your butt dildo are almost out, it's time for a change.

BrutulTM_sl said:

Same here. I have never really considered buying one, but occasionally I see a fleshlight commercial and think I wonder what that's like but I can't imagine my Mom coming over and finding that thing under the bed or something.

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They wouldn't find it under the bed, they'd find it on the counter or some shit drying out, because you need to have the fucking thing out in the open for hours after use in order for it to dry out. Hiding it in its case with even just a little bit of moisture left will result in mould, which is something no dude wants near his dick.