Point Break Remake (2015)

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"There are some who do not fear death for they are more afraid of not being paid" - Script writers
 
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Surfing was only a side part of the first. Looks like they are going to make the extreme sports the focus of this one.

I'll pass.
 
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I like thhe actor thats playing bodi but they should have just brought keanu back qnd did a sequel. Agree with surfing just being a side thing, that wasnt what made the movie great, it was swayze and the othets interaction
 
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As one of my favorite shitty films from the early 90s, this remake is an abomination.

My friends and I growing up watched this movie every afternoon for an entire summer, because my friend was obsessed with this movie. After the 30th time, I still enjoyed it, so maybe he was on to something.

Chalk this remake up as an idea that should never have made it past the proposal phase.
 
Chukzombi

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might have worked if they had keanu as the villain, it might still have worked if the premise wasnt so stupid. a bunch of adrenaline junkies disrupting the global monetary system through extreme sports? uh no.
 
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hodj_sl said:
As one of my favorite shitty films from the early 90s, this remake is an abomination.

My friends and I growing up watched this movie every afternoon for an entire summer, because my friend was obsessed with this movie. After the 30th time, I still enjoyed it, so maybe he was on to something.

Chalk this remake up as an idea that should never have made it past the proposal phase.
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Calling "Point Break" shitty is blasphemy. Unless by shitty you actually mean one of the best movies of the 90's.
 
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it's almost like the people producing this are completely oblivious to the qualities that made Point Break a film that has stood up through the last quarter century.

also:

stoners robbing banks to support their surfing lifestyle? i'll buy it.

extreme sports enthusiasts performing heists with the intent of fucking up the world economy? nope, go fuck yourself.
 
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As with most cult films, its shitty in all the right ways that make it excellent.

Its up there in my list of favorites. I can't quantify where exactly, but its there. I got it on blu ray a year or two ago and have watched it two-three times since.

Need to get Speed as well, tbh.
 
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kegkilla_sl said:
stoners robbing banks to support their surfing lifestyle? i'll buy it.

extreme sports enthusiasts performing heists with the intent of fucking up the world economy? nope, go fuck yourself.
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movie looks like it takes itself way to seriously
 
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We have come full circle, folks. Point Break begets Fast and Furious 24: Shady Pines begets Point Break remake.
 
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If they didn't call this Point Break it's just be another extreme action movie, and there'd be nothing wrong with watching this with a few friends and some beer.

It looks nothing like the original, and while I won't see it in theatres, I'll probably watch it on HBO - I seriously think the worst thing it has going for it (other than being generic) is that they are calling it a Point Break remake.
 
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darkmiasma_sl said:
If they didn't call this Point Break it's just be another extreme action movie, and there'd be nothing wrong with watching this with a few friends and some beer.

It looks nothing like the original, and while I won't see it in theatres, I'll probably watch it on HBO - I seriously think the worst thing it has going for it (other than being generic) is that they are calling it a Point Break remake.
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That's what I was thinking. I have no clue why they decided to call this Point Break. Had they just gone with an original title, it wouldn't get as much scrutiny. It'd likely still be a stupid movie, but by calling it a remake it's doing itself no favors.

Outside of the character names, it seems like it's got very little in common with the original.
 
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