Pope Benedict XVI resigns

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• Feb 11, 2013

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Benedict gets some cool points for being in Hitleryugend, but Jan Pawel II was a way better pope. He understood the importance of spreading faith to the young people by participating in activities they typically enjoy, such as sports, dancing and music.

 

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• Feb 11, 2013

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He probably got tired of shitting in the woods.

 

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• #63

This just in!

The Republican Party demands no new pope until they get answers on Benghazi.

 

ronne

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• Feb 12, 2013

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I'd have quit too if my boss never once showed up for work.

 

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I'm Rich Bitch_sl said:

Statistic from show: "Only 50% of Catholic Priests are celibate."

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That 50% don't count sex with little boys as being sex at all.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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Cantatus_sl said:

And there will likely be no new news on this until the end of the month when the College of Cardinals is assembled to elect a new pope anyways.

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Don't need news to fill up a news site. Today, the whole front page of my news site is wikipedia copypasta about his life.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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At least, like a true Catholic, he pulled out early.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

• #68

Obama should run for pope.

1.2 billion eh. Are those uniques?

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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The numbers aren't that important because there's no sub cost.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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They didn't have donation baskets in any of the churches you may have visited in your life?

In the middle ages they took a 10% tithe but it's FTP now, of course you have to pay for every service you want (wedding,baptism ect ect)

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

• #71

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• Feb 12, 2013

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sike_sl said:

At least, like a true Catholic, he pulled out early.

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Actually according to current Catholic faith, that is an unacceptable method of birth control. The only place you are allowed to shoot your load is into a vagina.

 

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I think that, according to the Catholic faith, the only acceptable method of birth control is conception.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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No, you are allowed to practice not having sex when you think the wife is ovulating.

 

spronk

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• Feb 12, 2013

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did jesus say anything about anal

 

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New Pope will be Anti-Pope.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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So I guess this happened yesterday after the pope's announcement. St. Peters Basilica for anyone wondering.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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fanaskin_sl said:

They didn't have donation baskets in any of the churches you may have visited in your life?

In the middle ages they took a 10% tithe but it's FTP now, of course you have to pay for every service you want (wedding,baptism ect ect)

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Yeah it's FTP now.

 

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• Feb 12, 2013

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That's why the old Pope has to have his head chopped off by the new Pope.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

 

spronk

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• Feb 12, 2013

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are these really the candidates for next El Papa? asian dude looks pretty awesome and happy