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Congratulations, you just bought her a bag of dope.
I know, right. Sucks.
Congratulations, you just bought her a bag of dope.
Too late, already booked a visit. I've been once before, though that visit centered around an event. This time, no particular plan.
Any recommendations from the locals?
When are you coming? Holiday ale festival is coming up. There's a shit show you can't miss.
Bring a rain jacket.
You're supposed to tell the tourists to bring an umbrella, its how we know they don't belong.
I might visit Portland. Tyen/Trex, do you guys have an extra closet?
Oregon is a weird fucking state, but this is one of the weirdest things about it. (And thats saying a lot for a state has made it fucking illegal to pump your own gas)You're supposed to tell the tourists to bring an umbrella, its how we know they don't belong.
Oregon is a weird fucking state, but this is one of the weirdest things about it. (And thats saying a lot for a state has made it fucking illegal to pump your own gas)
When you visit Maine in the winter, you'll find that the locals have adopted the gear thats available for dealing with snow -- theyre all wearing heavy jackets and boots. When you visit California in the summer, you'll find that the locals have adopted the gear thats available for dealing with constant sunshine -- sunglasses and sunscreen.
Then you visit Oregon where it rains ~8 months of the year and discover the locals systematically refuse to use the equipment thats available to deal with rain and instead ride their bikes around in the rain like goddam retards suited up in raincoats and weird waterproof pants (what do they even call those? Rain pants?)
Umbrellas are the superior device for dealing with rain, and riding bikes in the rain is fucking stupid. Only in Oregon.
Make sure you go to Cascade if you like sours.