Your dog, he gets liquid shits from eating tinsel, rubber bands, and any manner of dead thing he can get ahold of, then goes and takes said liquid shits all over the lawn your kids run barefoot through, and then licks himself clean back there for 2 hours; only to come give you sloppy kisses. Doesn't that bother you dog owners at all?
aka. no, it doesn't bother us, any more than any of the other disgusting but unseen behavior every pet does bothers their owners.