Quotes To Live By

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eXarc

eXarc

Trakanon Raider
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"Some Wakandans fuck their enemies in they ass when they catch em
Weird-ass Wakandans are dangerous, so don't test em
They make you, disappear, this a year that I won't forget
Sold CD's double platinum, met mo' execs
Southern Wakandans, independent label, real killers
Know the business, ran Tennessee for years, now they chillin'
They had the coke game something crazy
Sold music out the trunk of they car, that shit amaze me
Put me onto heron blunts, sherm or something
Took a puff, what the fuck, I turned to punch him
Southern Wakandans ain't slow, Wakandan tried to play me
I left from around them dudes, they cool but they crazy
Now I'm back around the old school that raised me
New York gangstas, we lounging, out in L.A. see
A dude wrote my dog from Pelican Bay
The letter say, Nas I got your back the fools don't play
I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral
Never saw so many men slaughtered and I knew the ho responsible
The Wakandan still alive in a hospital
Midnight they crept in his room and shot the doctor too
See my cousin's in the game, thugging and things
He plugged me with a dame who was half-Mexicano
Gave the ass up, I'm a mack daddy Soprano
She passed me the indigo, but the imbecile
Should have never tippy-toed, thought my eyes were closed
Opening the hotel room door to let her goons in
But I moved in a manner, on some Jet Li shit
I let the hammers blow, wet three kids
See honey thought I had something to do with all the drama
Cause I was with a crew, that had her people killed
Called up my cousin told him I ain't fucking with you
He responded cool but told me out here this how motherfuckers get down"
-Corinthians 75:33
 
Xeldar

Xeldar

Silver Squire
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133
Don't live everyday like your last, live everyday like your fist: Crying, pissing and shitting everywhere.
 
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rasstapp_sl

shitlord
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4
Xeldar_sl said:
Don't live everyday like your last, live everyday like your fist: Crying, pissing and shitting everywhere.
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That's one weird fist.

GIS for Crying, pissing and shitting everywhere
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cabbitcabbit

cabbitcabbit

NeoGaf Donator
2,671
8,256
"There are three rules that I live by. Never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

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Porkchop

Porkchop

Mr. Poopybutthole
<Bronze Donator>
1,222
1,067
Never pass up the chance to take a piss.

"The check is in the mail."

"No I won't cum in your mouth."

Fat girls tend to come alot

You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week out of every month

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

-Uncle Kelly
 
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MasterControlProgram_sl

shitlord
16
0
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; also a quart of tequila, quart of rum, case of beer, pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip; but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether; there is nothing in this world so helpless and irresponsible and depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd be getting to that rotten stuff pretty soon."

-Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 
Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

Vyemm Raider
2,337
2,439
"This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only stick the head of it in, I promise that I'm never gonna cum in your mouth."

Three biggest lies
David Allen Coe
 
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Bullstallion

16
-3
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

Theodore Roosevelt
 
Erronius

Erronius

<WoW Guild Officer>
<Gold Donor>
17,319
44,962
"as for aliens, i swear on the life of me that i've seen a UFO land in my backyard or maybe just hovered ontop of the yard area, i was dreaming one night...around age 7ish?, woke up with this bright bright green light blinding me from my window, it was very stormy out lightning and thunder, huge drops of rain and massive gusts of wind."

- Blaezenfury
 
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spum_sl

shitlord
1,043
28
I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men.

Don Corleone

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I hate quotations.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
Vuuxo

Vuuxo

Karen
<Gold Donor>
1,135
5,113
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuck start her head."
 
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