Rambo V

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kaid

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I wonder if at the end of this he gets a grand torino car.
 
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Szlia

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Gotta love that portable nuke.
I guess it's easy to miss in the clip if you have never seen the whole film, but the big explosion is from a WWII era bomb that was dropped but, obviously, never exploded (a kind of "metaphore" for the problems the brits left behind that are bound to blow up at some point).
 
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Xevy

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How triggered are you guys that that's a Rap song playing over the trailer?
 
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Intrinsic

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Araxen

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I'm surprised there isn't an 18-year old involved so he can hand over the reigns to Rambo, Jr.
 

TJT

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I'm in, shit, Rambo is a movie that needs no plot just have him turn up somewhere senile and then flash back to his roots, kill everyone, then not remember anything of it.

God damn right. There's a reason people still love tons of cheesy, fun (key word here) 80s/90s action movies. They were fun and enjoyable.
 
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Chukzombi

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stallone's the man, rocky, rambo, cobra, demolition man, expendables, judge dredd. only disappointment is no rambo turning mexicans into guacamole with a m-60 in the trailer.
 

jayrebb

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stallone's the man, rocky, rambo, cobra, demolition man, expendables, judge dredd. only disappointment is no rambo turning mexicans into guacamole with a m-60 in the trailer.

I'm hoping the shirt comes off Chuk but I think those days might be past him finally, as far as what he's comfortable doing.

He's always been a very self-conscious guy when it comes to how he does his scenes and I think we might be getting a fully clothed Rambo for the first time.

I'm hoping not. Shirtless is a staple of the franchise. Here's to hoping there is at least 1 sequence.
 
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Jimbolini

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Meh, Rambo is all Chatty Kathy now? (more dialog in the trailer than in First Blood complete)

Random Mexicans, convenient farm to kill with unnecessary household items, fast cut-a-ways and modern music for slick look.

5/10?

I'm sure I will see it. :)