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WELCOME WELCOME to the first annual RANTOBER-FEST-A-THON!

What is the first annual RANTOBER-FEST-A-THON it's your chance to earn a medal and prize for providing us the best rant of the board. Here is your opportunity to bitch, moan, and hate on the topic of your choosing.

Do you think Luke Skywalker drinking alien titty milk is the worst thing since aids?
Does jacking up children with hormones to make them mentally ill transexuals burn your biscuit?
Do you have full blown TDS and Orange Man Bad?
Do plastic straws make you REEEEEEEEEE?
Do you think criminals should be allowed to steal shit if they want it more?
Whatever the topic whatever the reason lets here why you hate X,Y, and Z.

The top 10 rants that receive the most reactions (both positive and negative count) will be polled towards the end of the month for you to vote on the ultimate FoH hater of the year award. Which will include a forum medal and a wow token for the prize.

Let the bitching, whining, pissing, and moaning begin you worthless cocksuckers.
 
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Bubbles

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I'm surrounded by faggots and I don't like it. That is all
 
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loudgas

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Moderators abusing their powers and creating yet another worthless thread! :)
 
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Soygen

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I can't rant on command. It has to come naturally, like racism.
 
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hodj

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Soygen said:
I can't rant on command. It has to come naturally, like racism.
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See, that's what I told em on discord. Its like trying to bottle lightning. Shitposting flows from the depths of our hate filled beings. Its not something you just channel on command, but something you gotta feel in your bones to be real.

Anything less will feel artificial and fall flat.

Hate is the purest emotion for this reason. It cannot be faked. You can fake love. You can fake empathy. Compassion. Hurt. Suffering. Mourning. All these you can fake but hate?

Hate is real and people can tell, like an emotional uncanny valley, they can tell when you're trying too hard.
 
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Soygen

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"Hate is the purest emotion for this reason. It cannot be faked. You can fake love. You can fake empathy. Compassion. Hurt. Suffering. Mourning. All these you can fake but hate? Hate is real and people can tell, like an emotional uncanny valley, they can tell when you're trying too hard."

-Hodj - October 1st, 2019 - Serial Killer Files Vol. 3


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hodj

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That was my rant post for this thread btw
 
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Hoss

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Only way this would work is to have good rants moved here. Or I guess copied here would be better if the mods have that tool.
 
yerm

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I'd be all for a "post of the month" thing. Remove poster name from quote=, can't do your own, vote at end of month.

This thread? Sucks.
 
Hoss

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yerm said:
I'd be all for a "post of the month" thing. Remove poster name from quote=, can't do your own, vote at end of month.

This thread? Sucks.
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Interesting idea, but we could still search the forums to find out who wrote what. Maybe everyone should just PM LLR their rants and he can post them here without attribution.
 
yerm

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Hoss said:
Interesting idea, but we could still search the forums to find out who wrote what. Maybe everyone should just PM LLR their rants and he can post them here without attribution.
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You could click the quote, assuming its done as I envision. Just so long as you read it without knowing that's enough for me.
 
Lightning Lord Rule

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yerm said:
I'd be all for a "post of the month" thing. Remove poster name from quote=, can't do your own, vote at end of month.

This thread? Sucks.
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It's an idea for a forum-wide event. I like the idea, but I admit that hodj hodj has a point that rants are hard to manufacture on their own without occurring organically.

Ideally this thread serves as notice for people to be on the lookout for site-wide/RL things they can rant about and then post their rant in the relevant thread AND in this thread for RantoberFest credit.
 
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Izo

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You have 14 days to put some Wakandan dick to the face in this content creation thread.
 
hodj

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
It's an idea for a forum-wide event. I like the idea, but I admit that hodj hodj has a point that rants are hard to manufacture on their own without occurring organically.

Ideally this thread serves as notice for people to be on the lookout for site-wide/RL things they can rant about and then post their rant in the relevant thread AND in this thread for RantoberFest credit.
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Ill take my reward for best rant in the rant thread now btw
 
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