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You currently are tied with ZWH with 5 votes each. The best you can hope for is to initiate the runoff now and I think you know you'll lose that.
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
You currently are tied with ZWH with 5 votes each. The best you can hope for is to initiate the runoff now and I think you know you'll lose that.
TBT-TheBigToe
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"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" is a fucking horrible story top to bottom.
Forget the bullshit message about being a disgusting outcast unless some fat old white can exploit you. Nah, let's talk about why Santa had to use Rudolph the Mutant.
It was foggy.
It was FUCKING foggy?
Mother fucker chose to do his shit in the middle of winter and never once was he prepared for low visibility conditions? What kind of fucking idiot is he?
"Holy Shit Wifey, it's fucking snowing and I can't see shit! Better cancel Christmas for the 17th year in a row!" Give me a fucking break.
Forget the bullshit message about being a disgusting outcast unless some fat old white can exploit you. Nah, let's talk about why Santa had to use Rudolph the Mutant.
It was foggy.
It was FUCKING foggy?
Mother fucker chose to do his shit in the middle of winter and never once was he prepared for low visibility conditions? What kind of fucking idiot is he?
"Holy Shit Wifey, it's fucking snowing and I can't see shit! Better cancel Christmas for the 17th year in a row!" Give me a fucking break.
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Sanrith Descartes
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Rant on / I get really pissed off that no one in the "how much do you make thread" believes me that I have enormous wealth that I haven't adequately explained how I achieved or that I spend it on things like buying my million dollar house with cash, having exotic super cars that I pay cash for (even though they are depreciating assets) and possess a closet full very expensive watches. Everyone here is just so jealous of my wealth and it really isnt fair. /Rant off
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All y'all bunch a sacks o shit. "I can't bitch on command, my pussy hurts, I broke a nail, my boyfriend's dick taste like shit". What the actual fucking FUCK! I clicked on the thinking that I'd be entertained. The stench of the faggotry clouded my screen. What a pile of no talent ass-clowns! This is some bullshit. Man up, put on your big girl panties and post some RANTS! You gotta be fucking kidding me, worthless assholes. Fuck off slowly and eat my ass.
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Why have we trained society to hold very busy cities/streets to ransom whenever someone has a cause?
Got a charity? Close a road so people can walk on it.
Marathon event? Ignore the infinite number of parks and sidewalks that taxpayers have built up over the years. Close down a freeway so people can run on it.
Want to promote cycling as a good way to get fat kids out of their living room? Better close down a freeway.
The latest round of screeching socialists banging on about climate change has been especially triggering.
These are the same scruffy welfare dwellers that shat up the streets 8 years ago during the Occupy events, but they've just re-branded and picked up some cable ties from the hardware store so they can tie themselves together and lockdown a CBD.
No longer are people required to get up every morning for several years to put themselves through school, so they can become an authority in their field of passion to have a long-term positive impact on the world. All they need to do is slip on a hemp sack and shackle themselves to a tram, and they instantly become the agent of change that they dream about in their outer-suburban Karl Marx reading nights.
I thought that these lunatics were unbearable back when they were trying to change the world by hitting Like and Share on Joseph Kony videos. But they were a dream back then compared to what they have now devolved into.
These savages should go have a shower, get themselves an actual education and effect some real climate change initiatives through the proper democratic channels that have been in place for centuries.
and restore the streets to their rightful owners. the cars.
Got a charity? Close a road so people can walk on it.
Marathon event? Ignore the infinite number of parks and sidewalks that taxpayers have built up over the years. Close down a freeway so people can run on it.
Want to promote cycling as a good way to get fat kids out of their living room? Better close down a freeway.
The latest round of screeching socialists banging on about climate change has been especially triggering.
These are the same scruffy welfare dwellers that shat up the streets 8 years ago during the Occupy events, but they've just re-branded and picked up some cable ties from the hardware store so they can tie themselves together and lockdown a CBD.
No longer are people required to get up every morning for several years to put themselves through school, so they can become an authority in their field of passion to have a long-term positive impact on the world. All they need to do is slip on a hemp sack and shackle themselves to a tram, and they instantly become the agent of change that they dream about in their outer-suburban Karl Marx reading nights.
I thought that these lunatics were unbearable back when they were trying to change the world by hitting Like and Share on Joseph Kony videos. But they were a dream back then compared to what they have now devolved into.
These savages should go have a shower, get themselves an actual education and effect some real climate change initiatives through the proper democratic channels that have been in place for centuries.
and restore the streets to their rightful owners. the cars.
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Sanrith Descartes
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The last couple of generations have been raised without discipline or the concept of what it means to be a decent human being. They are all self-centered narcissists. We are totally bereft of social capital. This is the result. "Spare the rod, spoil the child". Or in modern parlance "spare the rod, create a whiny, self-centered, piece of shit".Why have we trained society to hold very busy cities/streets to ransom whenever someone has a cause?
Got a charity? Close a road so people can walk on it.
Marathon event? Ignore the infinite number of parks and sidewalks that taxpayers have built up over the years. Close down a freeway so people can run on it.
Want to promote cycling as a good way to get fat kids out of their living room? Better close down a freeway.
The latest round of screeching socialists banging on about climate change has been especially triggering.
These are the same scruffy welfare dwellers that shat up the streets 8 years ago during the Occupy events, but they've just re-branded and picked up some cable ties from the hardware store so they can tie themselves together and lockdown a CBD.
No longer are people required to get up every morning for several years to put themselves through school, so they can become an authority in their field of passion to have a long-term positive impact on the world. All they need to do is slip on a hemp sack and shackle themselves to a tram, and they instantly become the agent of change that they dream about in their outer-suburban Karl Marx reading nights.
I thought that these lunatics were unbearable back when they were trying to change the world by hitting Like and Share on Joseph Kony videos. But they were a dream back then compared to what they have now devolved into.
These savages should go have a shower, get themselves an actual education and effect some real climate change initiatives through the proper democratic channels that have been in place for centuries.
and restore the streets to their rightful owners. the cars.
TBT-TheBigToe
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Fucking assholes that spout their opinions about vague abstracts and "the majority of people" in a certain thread without providing quotes of said behavior because they have no actual fucking intention of discussing anything on a fucking DISCUSSION board. What do they fucking think? That anyone, at all, cares about their opinion unless are willing to defend it? Fuck off, fuck you, and I hope you die an accident that cannot be described without some combination of the words/phrases "pornographic" and "deeply disturbing".
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Sanrith Descartes
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Along the same rant, if some unnamed board member posts continuously in a thread where he has already blocked pretty much every other member who posts there, doesnt that basically make him a bot posting spam? It's not like he can actually interact with anyone about his posts.
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We're a little over 1/2 through Rantober and so losers have failed to deliver anything close to what could be considered a worth wild rant. Between Tranbo wanting to inject kids with drugs, or Pelosi losing her shit there have been enough decent bitchfests in other threads. I believe you guys can still muster something from deep down to make it worthwhile and you still have 1/2 a month to go.
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Alasliasolonik
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My leafblower over heating due to not putting enough oil in the gas is a bigger rant then some dude who wants to be a chick to sleep with chicks or some old hag politician.
I dont want to hear about your shitty thread not delivering due to it being fucking dumb. Where the fuck is your rant about anything? Do you KNOW what I think about in 1 minute conpared to what you think about in 3 days??? I just ordered tony luke cheesesteaks because all the food where I live is fucking super aids and I have to read your mid monthly shitty reports?! How the fuck are these cheesesteaks going to taste for 49.99 NO SHIPPING PRICE tonylukes.com.
Fucking suAmerican Inventor popping in thresds thinking people remember what his political stance was 17 years ago like jesus rising from the drug fulled bush of alzkalbob. I dont want to hear it boozecubed... I really dont. And what the fuck happens with this whole situation going on with my back yard grass behind the house. You want in on this stupid bullshit?
Well let me fucking tell you. Ants. Fucking shitty ass stupid dumb ants. Thank hod my dog hasnt been swarmed by these fucks because i would just torch this entire area and it would look like mars. It all ready looks like mercury due to the heat but god fuckimg forbid I waste money with stuff to make it look better. My wife likes the squirrels and rabbits that hang around and frolic due to the trees and shit then every fucking week its "when are you going to cut that tree down or blah be fuckikng da", bitch... those squirrels live in the pine trees.
Fucking 6 month mods, what a retarded idea. Make it a year. If you can ban a retarded mod for a year for being a faggot while on mod duty, it should be a year. If it should be more then 6 months or a year, it should be forever! Fucking forever. No stupid ip bullshit with alt accounts, you done bad fuck the fuck off.
Rebel Wilson, should I even need to say more? Clicked on hbo streaming and this fat ugly cunt face is the first thing on there. I wanted to just throw the tv out and not ever think about that fucking face again. You want to talk about clinton and trump deep state bullshit with people in power.... who the fuck thought this was a good idea. Lets find the igliest fattest retard on earth and make people pretend to be nive to her... ya. Fuck off. Fucking fat people thinking they should be treated as normal. Suck my fucking dick and shut the fuck up.
Jason Bateman. Fuck off you non acting asshole. #1: Good job, you fooled everyone and it works but holy crap you playing you playing someone else in a different locarion with different friends can go away. Charlie day can be in the same fucking camp. What zany or bateman way will be the next hit. #2: i dont want to do number two.
I dont want to fucking hear it. Stupid bullshit about planes and oceans with plastic, it means nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You wanna know what matters? Why the fuck do they cars with purple pain. Who the hell are these people? Youre rolling around the lot on one of the best days you could have of buying a car and BOOM... THATS THE ONE. That fucking purple car. No need to test drive or talk about price, i fucking need it.
Fuck all that and I absolutey love pesto. You wanna know how many places make pesto? About a billion. Ya i know you retards, i can make my own and its ohh so fucking better then anything youve ever tasted and all that stupid shit people say. Thats not fuckimg true. Its never true, never ever fucking eever true. Certain places have better shit, no matter where are you or who you are or what the fuck ever. Pizza, pesto, chessesteaks, there is yummy and not yummy. This stupid crap with pesto pisses me off. Its a little nutty sometimes, sometimes bit. This has to much oil but taste great and if you eat half you cab mix it with this one to create the best pesto ever.
People shit talk about beer and its just about the dumbest thing on planet earth. Ohh is your sisters brother a fucking brewmaster and its good, ya fuck off. When I saw you doing a line of off a chicks ass you were drinking a 30 pack of red dog. Suck my fucking dick. Just go drink whatever they fuck they have where ever you are. Dont ask stupid questions about shit. And sure as shit to be that bartender that goes on for 4 minutes about some fucking liquid that is a beer that is pissed out by some virgin monks. Ill always remember when like 4 of us brought over a 12 pack of some sort of werid killians red and some snobby retard said, watch out fellas, those will hit you hard. Mother fucker... we had 7 kegs of budlight at yhe party last week and we had the last sip at 8am. Idiots.
Cats: I dont want to hear about your cats and sure as shit dont want to see your cats. If i see a cat somewhere its the same as some other retarded animal.
Basketball fucking sucks. Its not fun, its not fun to watch its not fun in anyway possible. I grew up watching jordan in chicago and it was barely above watchable with him and only because of him. He is the best and there will never be anyone who tops him.
Phish and any band like them are pure fucking trash. I get it and ive been to many concerts but adter about the 8 minute mark its all the same shit. Fuck all of that.
Fuck you boozecube and your shitty mid month update. Not fucking needed
I dont want to hear about your shitty thread not delivering due to it being fucking dumb. Where the fuck is your rant about anything? Do you KNOW what I think about in 1 minute conpared to what you think about in 3 days??? I just ordered tony luke cheesesteaks because all the food where I live is fucking super aids and I have to read your mid monthly shitty reports?! How the fuck are these cheesesteaks going to taste for 49.99 NO SHIPPING PRICE tonylukes.com.
Fucking suAmerican Inventor popping in thresds thinking people remember what his political stance was 17 years ago like jesus rising from the drug fulled bush of alzkalbob. I dont want to hear it boozecubed... I really dont. And what the fuck happens with this whole situation going on with my back yard grass behind the house. You want in on this stupid bullshit?
Well let me fucking tell you. Ants. Fucking shitty ass stupid dumb ants. Thank hod my dog hasnt been swarmed by these fucks because i would just torch this entire area and it would look like mars. It all ready looks like mercury due to the heat but god fuckimg forbid I waste money with stuff to make it look better. My wife likes the squirrels and rabbits that hang around and frolic due to the trees and shit then every fucking week its "when are you going to cut that tree down or blah be fuckikng da", bitch... those squirrels live in the pine trees.
Fucking 6 month mods, what a retarded idea. Make it a year. If you can ban a retarded mod for a year for being a faggot while on mod duty, it should be a year. If it should be more then 6 months or a year, it should be forever! Fucking forever. No stupid ip bullshit with alt accounts, you done bad fuck the fuck off.
Rebel Wilson, should I even need to say more? Clicked on hbo streaming and this fat ugly cunt face is the first thing on there. I wanted to just throw the tv out and not ever think about that fucking face again. You want to talk about clinton and trump deep state bullshit with people in power.... who the fuck thought this was a good idea. Lets find the igliest fattest retard on earth and make people pretend to be nive to her... ya. Fuck off. Fucking fat people thinking they should be treated as normal. Suck my fucking dick and shut the fuck up.
Jason Bateman. Fuck off you non acting asshole. #1: Good job, you fooled everyone and it works but holy crap you playing you playing someone else in a different locarion with different friends can go away. Charlie day can be in the same fucking camp. What zany or bateman way will be the next hit. #2: i dont want to do number two.
I dont want to fucking hear it. Stupid bullshit about planes and oceans with plastic, it means nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You wanna know what matters? Why the fuck do they cars with purple pain. Who the hell are these people? Youre rolling around the lot on one of the best days you could have of buying a car and BOOM... THATS THE ONE. That fucking purple car. No need to test drive or talk about price, i fucking need it.
Fuck all that and I absolutey love pesto. You wanna know how many places make pesto? About a billion. Ya i know you retards, i can make my own and its ohh so fucking better then anything youve ever tasted and all that stupid shit people say. Thats not fuckimg true. Its never true, never ever fucking eever true. Certain places have better shit, no matter where are you or who you are or what the fuck ever. Pizza, pesto, chessesteaks, there is yummy and not yummy. This stupid crap with pesto pisses me off. Its a little nutty sometimes, sometimes bit. This has to much oil but taste great and if you eat half you cab mix it with this one to create the best pesto ever.
People shit talk about beer and its just about the dumbest thing on planet earth. Ohh is your sisters brother a fucking brewmaster and its good, ya fuck off. When I saw you doing a line of off a chicks ass you were drinking a 30 pack of red dog. Suck my fucking dick. Just go drink whatever they fuck they have where ever you are. Dont ask stupid questions about shit. And sure as shit to be that bartender that goes on for 4 minutes about some fucking liquid that is a beer that is pissed out by some virgin monks. Ill always remember when like 4 of us brought over a 12 pack of some sort of werid killians red and some snobby retard said, watch out fellas, those will hit you hard. Mother fucker... we had 7 kegs of budlight at yhe party last week and we had the last sip at 8am. Idiots.
Cats: I dont want to hear about your cats and sure as shit dont want to see your cats. If i see a cat somewhere its the same as some other retarded animal.
Basketball fucking sucks. Its not fun, its not fun to watch its not fun in anyway possible. I grew up watching jordan in chicago and it was barely above watchable with him and only because of him. He is the best and there will never be anyone who tops him.
Phish and any band like them are pure fucking trash. I get it and ive been to many concerts but adter about the 8 minute mark its all the same shit. Fuck all of that.
Fuck you boozecube and your shitty mid month update. Not fucking needed
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Hoss
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Synj
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You know how there are times when you jerk off and it's like, you're just jerking off? And then other times it's like, this is gonna be good, I fucking need this.
Well this is one of those and I'm looking forward to getting this demon out of me.
Chick I knew back in the ER who is a now a nurse, after her dream of becoming a PA was shattered when she got knocked up by a married doctor, was on social media last night begging for donations for her kid. Now I'm a generous guy and kids are my weak spot, especially the cancer having types, etc. So I read on. Kid is like 6-7 and has been going to private school for the last few years but now this year, his scholarship wont cover all of the cost and she needs $5800 for his tuition.
Bitch are you fucking for real? You enrolled your kid in a fucking school that you can't afford and now you want me and other people to help you pay for it? You pretentious cunt, do you know where my kid, who is also 6 goes to school? Public school. Don't like public school? Find one of the millions of charter schools in the area that are also fucking free! How the fuck do you ask other people to help you pay for a privilege that their kids don't even enjoy? Where the fuck is your family? Where the fuck is your doctor daddy? He can't pony up?
If this was a special needs kid or some shit like that that needed specialty care or something, I'd probably be writing a check right now instead of jizzing my hate all over this post. But fuck. I'd even go so far as to maybe (probably not) feel a little bad if this was like the kid's senior year in a school he's been at forever and just wants to graduate with his friends. But 6 years old? He's in kinder or first fucking grade at best. I changed schools four times K-6. Kids survive and they make new friends. It's just how shit is. And what about next year dummy? Gonna ask for more money then?
Shit just enraged me, the gall to ask other fucking tax payers who already pay out the fucking ass to educate kids for more money so your kid can have something their kids don't. I don't even care if I win any internet prizes but goddamn I needed this.
Thanks for the release jizzlords!
Well this is one of those and I'm looking forward to getting this demon out of me.
Chick I knew back in the ER who is a now a nurse, after her dream of becoming a PA was shattered when she got knocked up by a married doctor, was on social media last night begging for donations for her kid. Now I'm a generous guy and kids are my weak spot, especially the cancer having types, etc. So I read on. Kid is like 6-7 and has been going to private school for the last few years but now this year, his scholarship wont cover all of the cost and she needs $5800 for his tuition.
Bitch are you fucking for real? You enrolled your kid in a fucking school that you can't afford and now you want me and other people to help you pay for it? You pretentious cunt, do you know where my kid, who is also 6 goes to school? Public school. Don't like public school? Find one of the millions of charter schools in the area that are also fucking free! How the fuck do you ask other people to help you pay for a privilege that their kids don't even enjoy? Where the fuck is your family? Where the fuck is your doctor daddy? He can't pony up?
If this was a special needs kid or some shit like that that needed specialty care or something, I'd probably be writing a check right now instead of jizzing my hate all over this post. But fuck. I'd even go so far as to maybe (probably not) feel a little bad if this was like the kid's senior year in a school he's been at forever and just wants to graduate with his friends. But 6 years old? He's in kinder or first fucking grade at best. I changed schools four times K-6. Kids survive and they make new friends. It's just how shit is. And what about next year dummy? Gonna ask for more money then?
Shit just enraged me, the gall to ask other fucking tax payers who already pay out the fucking ass to educate kids for more money so your kid can have something their kids don't. I don't even care if I win any internet prizes but goddamn I needed this.
Thanks for the release jizzlords!
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Alasliasolonik
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Sledge
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This thread shouldn't have been hiding up there in the fucking sticky thread area or I would have blown this bitch with rants out the fucking yin yang.
It pisses me the fuck off that this is probably the only time I could have earned a FOH award and one of my favorite posters of fine pussy and food pictures hides the bitch up in the sticky thread so I don't see it. Hey BoozeCube....thanks for nothing faggot!
I've been coming here to FOH for over a decade and peppering this mother fucker with 'thumbs up fuck yehs' for you bad asses. My one chance to cake walk into an easy award and I do jack shit because it's hiding in a fucking 'sticky' area for a month? Fuck that shit.
It pisses me the fuck off that this is probably the only time I could have earned a FOH award and one of my favorite posters of fine pussy and food pictures hides the bitch up in the sticky thread so I don't see it. Hey BoozeCube....thanks for nothing faggot!
I've been coming here to FOH for over a decade and peppering this mother fucker with 'thumbs up fuck yehs' for you bad asses. My one chance to cake walk into an easy award and I do jack shit because it's hiding in a fucking 'sticky' area for a month? Fuck that shit.
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