Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

Grimmlokk_sl said:

So Wilhoit is from marriage? Cuz there's a Brian Wilhoit in the same county with fun legal issues too. But he's not interesting on his own, just more backstory to this whole weird thing.

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Cad_sl said:

If she's hooking she's in a really sad place in life, and what us nerds think of her at this point is well beyond her consideration. I'm sure it would hurt her feelings for all of 8 seconds, but if you think the shit we think/say is in any way the worst thing she's felt you're crazy. She's probably had worse said/done to her TODAY than anybody here has even thought about. You don't end up on craigslist hooking because you need a new LV.

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Silence_sl said:

Here's a shot of her no-tell mo-tel. The glorious Motel 69:

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Grimmlokk_sl said:

Yeah she doesn't give a fuck about us. Some nerds you knew over the internet reveling in your life is pretty minor shit when you're blowing fat guys for money. The big "OMG someone go fuck her!" is a fun idea for us. For her it would probably be the cleanest and nicest guy she fucked that week.

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Olebass_sl said:

I doubt she gives a shit. It is what it is, and I'm willing to bet anyone from this place who went for her services is cleaner and safer than some of the people she has had to deal with.
I've always looked at escorts/prostitutes the same way I do any other service industry like appliance repair. Doesn't mean I've ever used the service but to me it is just another profession for making money.

The drugs and warrants is a shame though. It's hard/near impossible to correct your life after that.


Edit:
Is this new on her profile?
NO Private Calls,NO Pic Collectors, NO vulgar talking/texting

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Alex_sl said:

Dear Lord. I know that very motel. I grew up right by it. I even partied there before I had my own place. There used to be a Hooters next door before they went out of business.

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Araysar_sl said:

Anyone still has a copy of it? I want to read.

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TriStateTori_sl said:

I Apologize...But I HAVE to Vent!

I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".

The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.

The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.

I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.

I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?

Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.

Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.

On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.

I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.

What would you do?

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