Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking
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Phazael
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It was a figure of speech. I am basically saying he had this relationship with Ravven that he broke off years ago, but keeps getting embarrassed by shit she pulls years after the fact. He was pretty mortified when the Tits for Vicodin thing went down, as I recall. I am sure he is not exactly thrilled that its gotten out that the entire time he was with her might have been a "sugar daddy for me" arrangement, at least in her mind for sure. On the other hand, I bet he is praising Allah every day that he didn't put a ring on that crazy bitch's finger.
As for the entertainment value, seeing this person exposed as the hypocrite she was is the draw for me. I could care less if some girl wants to jerk of J49's to keep the electric bill payed or not, but she lied to people and played up this whole moral high ground persona when dealing with other people. The laughable irony is that by all objective measure, even the Swamp Donkey is a much more moral person than Ravven is, and Rav tore her a new one on FOH for being a vapid whore. Self immolation of a hypocrite is one of the most entertaining things to watch. Believe me, I am german and we invented the word schadenfruede.
As for the entertainment value, seeing this person exposed as the hypocrite she was is the draw for me. I could care less if some girl wants to jerk of J49's to keep the electric bill payed or not, but she lied to people and played up this whole moral high ground persona when dealing with other people. The laughable irony is that by all objective measure, even the Swamp Donkey is a much more moral person than Ravven is, and Rav tore her a new one on FOH for being a vapid whore. Self immolation of a hypocrite is one of the most entertaining things to watch. Believe me, I am german and we invented the word schadenfruede.
Phazael
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When the kick starter goes live, I will contribute fifty. A hundred if live audio is added to the stretch goal!
Surest way to tell if she has any shame at all is if she knows its us and still takes the money for the job. That's either complete shamelessness or a real strong work ethic there!
Gavinmad
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So far people have pledged 100 bucks. I'm counting that as a fifty dollar pledge since nobody wants to listen to live audio of me plowing Lori.
Sutekh
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The greatest was when she tried to give me relationship advice because when my girlfriend and I were joking around I called her a bitch.
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OneofOne
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Gavinmad
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Says the dude who spent an hour or two browsing usasexguide for more info about Lori.
Sutekh
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That's where I browsed for about an hour to get J49's full name/number/address
Thanks for the entertainment bro.You guys are so creepy.
OneofOne
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Dude, you're gay and you know you still wanna see those pics.You guys are so creepy.
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moonarchia
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Wow, this went places all of a sudden! And yes on live audio so long as you ask her if she still likes to play xbox.
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