Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

KurganAU · Jul 19, 2014

Brutal is right, the money she got from the gig in the clip payed for the belly button tattoo

McCheese_sl said:
This is what I imagine Rav sounding like:

First thing that came to mind was

error_sl · Jul 19, 2014

Okay... why are there only girls from Cincinnati OH on that site?

Erronius · Jul 19, 2014

error_sl said:
Okay... why are there only girls from Cincinnati OH on that site?

eXarc · Jul 19, 2014

Soooo when can this hit the HOF?

When Ravvenn returns for a post? Can we get a statement from Furor? GameStop managers getting involved?

Adam12 · Jul 19, 2014

eXarc_sl said:
Soooo when can this hit the HOF?

When Ravvenn returns for a post? Can we get a statement from Furor? GameStop managers getting involved?

After the deed is done.

Adebisi · Jul 19, 2014

I would only pay if Camerous did the deed.

cabbitcabbit · Jul 19, 2014

That would be a revenge fuck for the ages. Imagine her laying on her back, his rolls slapping back and forth like the tide breaking upon rock. Sweat from his many chins dripping into her eyes while she holds back those stinging tears. Wondering if the scam was ultimately worth these 2 minutes in hell with frankencock.

Gravy · Jul 19, 2014

Yeah, I just pictured her slobbering on that goblin cock.

Cad · Jul 19, 2014

Gravy_sl said:
Yeah, I just pictured her slobbering on that goblin cock.

And that almost certainly wouldn't even be the worst cock she slobbered on that day.

Adebisi · Jul 19, 2014

Updated abbreviations from her hooker profile:
DOGC - Dine On Goblin Cock
SYP - Steal Your Percs
PNSSD - Please No Smelly ShitDick
DYHAXB? - Do You Have An XBox?
FTFF - Fake Tits From Furor
MMGTSD - MoneyMightGo Towards Saving Dogs
SMFMB - Save Me From My Brother

eXarc · Jul 19, 2014

Do you guys think Coheed & Cambria will write a song about this?

Johnny53 · Jul 19, 2014

can i be the richard gere of johns?

Dumar_sl · Jul 19, 2014

Is someone doing this? Pretty sure we can reimburse + a tip.

Araysar · Jul 19, 2014

im more interested in why Kuriin outed her

Vaclav · Jul 19, 2014

Araysar_sl said:
im more interested in why Kuriin outed her

Competition for bi men, clearly.

Do they want a man, or a mannish woman?

Chukzombi · Jul 19, 2014

Cant believe tyen hasnt contacted rav by now letting her know whats being planned. Rav should have posted already telling us to fuck off. Is she banned?

Brahma · Jul 19, 2014

Maester Chuk_sl said:
Cant believe tyen hasnt contacted rav by now letting her know whats being planned. Rav should have posted already telling us to fuck off. Is she banned?

Please, if she is hooked, she is thinking of ways to get more out of dudes. Whores are gonna whore.

Vinyard_sl · Jul 19, 2014

Can I get some background on this story. I aint no virgin, but I'm not familiar with why this reached so many pages so fast

OneofOne · Jul 19, 2014

Hey mods, stick Lithose's timeline in the first post

Silence_sl · Jul 19, 2014

Araysar_sl said:
im more interested in why Kuriin outed her

She kicked him off the cleanup crew.

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