You get lots of slow motion grain farming and a ridiculous hour long battle finale that would be 15 minutes without all the pointless slow motion. Lots of direct 'a new hope' stolen valor shots. Laughable low tech pre industrial hand cranks on interstellar space ships. And a little bit of x-wing diversity pilots rebel fleet coming to save the day at the end.The entirety of this movie takes place in a small insignificant farm village, and literally nothing happens that moves the plot forward in any regard?
Didn't think Part 1 was that bad. Passing on Part 2 entirely.
It's a different type of bad now.
Not sure if a gummy is enough, may need some lines.The first hour is just a super sexy grain harvest and a support group meeting with a lot of crying. Everything being animal driven even the anti grav grain trailer was a nice touch. What I really like is that we're going to continue to pretend that the blond chick isn't the princess for a second movie like I'm some sort of retard who can't figure it out.
Aesthetically it's appealing, but you'll definitely need an extra strength edible to make this entertaining.