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Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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Doubtful, this one doesn't do drugs or hook (as far as I know). She has a house in a nice neighborhood, drives a new 911, and at least outwardly seems to really have her shit together. Has a personal trainer, nutritionist, etc-- she's pretty serious about her "career". No doubt she has a ton of baggage stuffed away somewhere, but she's doing a pretty good job at keeping it hidden so far. I've avoided watching any of her videos online, though a few of the aforementioned friends have told me they've already blown multiple loads to her work and are now vicariously living their lives through I conduct things going forward.
Well your general opinion on women is they are nothing but sexbot whores so I guess a porn star fits into your ideal
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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Well your general opinion on women is they are nothing but sexbot whores so I guess a porn star fits into your ideal
Your conflating my harsh opinion of marriage and my generalizations concerning female hypocrisy as equaling "sexbot whores", which is a bit extreme, but ok. I can deal.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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607
If hookers were legal and socially accepted I'd probably stop dating, schedule missionary for Friday, doggy for Sunday, and sit back and enjoy it without worry of the "what are you thinking?" question post load-blow.
Not sure how to take that other than you think you find the only value in a woman to be the warm spot between her legs
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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My wife has literally never asked me what I'm thinking post load-blow.
 

CaughtCross

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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You can give us the name just put special characters in between each letter so she cant google it.[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */*A!R N&A#M#E
 

Seananigans

Honorary Shit-PhD
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What if it's in the form of a question? I'll take name of the chick you're "dating" for $500, Alex.

Who is PornStar McTitties?
 

Big Phoenix

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
<Gold Donor>
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Not going to risk blowing things at this juncture. She has Google alerts setup for her name and I'd risk her landing on this page in short order-- then it could possibly be game over. Let's just say she's popular enough to have 200K+ Twitter followers.

Don't worry, I wouldn't believe me either. Fuck, I still don't really believe it. I'm a fucking computer nerd ( a successful decent looking one, but nonetheless..) and she's an 8-9 face and 10 body with a good personality.
fucking lol google alerts? Found her

 

iannis

Musty Nester
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17,656
Are you saying what I think you're saying. IS IT MARINA KASTANAPHASNUFFLEUFFULETOKALIS?

I would fuck that greek woman.
 
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Huge Rack vs flaky chick? No contest..

You'll run into this multi-date situation frequently no matter how hard you try and avoid it. One day you can message 10 chicks and get no response, then the next day get 4 responses out of 10, all of whom you like and have to figure out how to stagger dates with. It gets even harder when you have to figure out who to eventually cull, particularly when you risk getting the pink slip as well. Distance yourself from Sally because you like Jennifer more, but then Jennifer gives you the "we're moving too fast" line? You just went from 2-0 to 0-2 overnight.

The hardest part for me about multi-dating (besides time consumption) is keeping your stories straight. Remembering what stories/commitments you've made with whom without getting them mixed up is probably my Achilles heel when dating multiple chicks at the same time. That and coming up with reasonable sounding excuses as to why I can't see her on X night, when in actuality it's because I'm seeing some other chick.
For sure, then you forget which places you went to dinner. You get them confused with the other one(s). lol. That's not a good conversation. Hahahaha.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Not sure how to take that other than you think you find the only value in a woman to be the warm spot between her legs
Did he remove that line from his post? I don't see it anymore. But yeah, I think you're right on. If someone actually feels like the ideal situation would be a society approved prostitution appointment, I don't know how that mindset doesn't bleed into actual interactions with women in some way (whether in the way they're treated or the type of women sought which both probably lead to a self-fulfilling prophecy about how women are).
 

Haast

Lord Nagafen Raider
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Wat is this shit about treating women proper in the "How do I Tinder" thread? Did we get it confused with the marriage thread? Let the man bang in peace.
 

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Wat is this shit about treating women proper in the "How do I Tinder" thread? Did we get it confused with the marriage thread? Let the man bang in peace.
If you complain about how women are X and Y then it's pretty fair game to expect someone to question the person complaining when their ideal life is one of arranging socially acceptable prostitution appointments.
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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Not sure how to take that other than you think you find the only value in a woman to be the warm spot between her legs
Well, you kinda left out all the context bro. First off, this was in the J49 thread, second it was in response to him making fun of the fact that I spent $150 on a date and got no "happy time" in return, whilst he got a litany of BJ's for less financial output than that. Then finally, there's the missing pre-amble concerning marriage. Complete discussion below.

johny49_sl said:
saw deena yesteday, had lotsa fun, taking today off, deenas man comes back tonight, but is gone again all next week, not really happy with capri so, going to devote my time and resources on deena
this week recap, (m)off (t)deena,(w)capri,(t)deena,(f)off = total spent $170
gonzythemage_sl said:
It cost me a hell of a lot more to be married this week.

/salute good sir
frenzied wombat_sl said:
Fuck, I paid close to $150 for dinner/drinks with a date the other night and didn't even get a handy.
Johny49_sl said:
3 blowjobs by two different girls, 3 different positions with each girl, 15-20 orgasms total, time spent less than 3 hours, the best is the cleanup blowjob and when they kiss my cock good bye, and capri talks to it, telling him she will see him soon
frenzied wombat_sl said:
Yeah, I'm starting to believe that the illegality of prostitution is maintained simply to herd males onto the road to marriage. I've known all too many men that cave to marriage because they're tired of chasing tail and think by getting hitched they'll be getting regular no-hassle sex. If hookers were legal and socially accepted I'd probably stop dating, schedule missionary for Friday, doggy for Sunday, and sit back and enjoy it without worry of the "what are you thinking?" question post load-blow
Basically, I think marriage is mostly a sham that rarely offers the man any poker chips in his favor if divorce looms, and feel that if prostitution was legal, probably less men would be inclined to get married--exactly for the reasons that were edited out of my quote you posted.

Do I overall have a cynical view of women? No doubt, but most guys I know (particularly married/divorced ones) do as well. Doesn't mean we don't WANT a stable normal relationship minus The Crazy. Grow up with three parental divorces by the age of 18 (all initiated by the wives) and live with four sisters and you'll be cynical too.

Certainly interested in more than just the "wet spot" (if that's all I wanted I could have Tinder hook-ups lined up), but if you want to paint me as some misogynist red piller, I can live with that. I'm not here to win the Rerolled chivalry of the year award.
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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You can give us the name just put special characters in between each letter so she cant google it.[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */*A!R N&A#M#E
I'm not worried about me successfully obfuscating her name, I'm worried about some fucking random troll writing her name in reply to me posting it..