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Tim

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Meal Replacement Bars, Protein Bars, ect.

I work 12, 16 or 24 hour shifts. There is not always the opportunity to have a real meal break, so I like to always have some meal bars on hand or in the locker. The more filling/satisfying the better, so I tend towards bars with high protein and fiber.

My current go to is Quest Bars. They taste OK, but more importantly they have a good chew and are filling. Added bonus: Not coated in anything that will melt if they are in my pocket for too long.

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Chocolate chip is pretty good too.

What are your favorites, for meal replacement, dieting, post-workout, whatever?
 
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Screamfeeder

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Quest Bars are the shit. Lemon is fucking awesome.

That really is all I have to contribute here...
 
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pharmakos

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Cliff Bars are my thing. Best flavor is the white chocolate macadamia.
 
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Synj

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Kirkland (Costco) has a two flavor pack that's brownie/cookie dough that might fit your needs. 21g protein for 190 calories, 1g sugar, not melty at all, dense and chewy, fills the belly and decently tasty. Fairly cheap as far as protein bars go.
 
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Fifey

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I prefer Odwalla bars over Cliff bars but, yeah white chocolate macadamia is the jam.
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Itlan

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Quest bars are good, and I think I had the cliff builders bar? That was decent.
 
Reht

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Hekotat said:
He's absolutely correct, those are the best cliff bars.
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If you catch them during the holidays they also offer spiced pumpkin pie and iced gingerbread flavors, the gingerbread one is pretty outstanding. If you like carrot cake, the carrot cake ones are pretty good too.
 
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spronk

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if you have costco they recently put out their own low carb carbs similar to quest, it only comes in two flavors - brownie and umm i forget but they are pretty good. you get a box with like 10 bars of each flavor.
 
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Tim

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spronk said:
if you have costco they recently put out their own low carb carbs similar to quest, it only comes in two flavors - brownie and umm i forget but they are pretty good. you get a box with like 10 bars of each flavor.
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These are going to be one of my new go to's. Tried one earlier today, they are pretty much just like the quest bars, but only $1 a peice. Thanks for the heads up!
 
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Synj

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spronk said:
if you have costco they recently put out their own low carb carbs similar to quest, it only comes in two flavors - brownie and umm i forget but they are pretty good. you get a box with like 10 bars of each flavor.
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You motherfucker, I just posted these 5 posts above yours and my subsequent like went to you! You should be banned for life for this offense. And it's cookie dough. Who forgets cookie dough? You should probably commit seppuku.
 
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Synj

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Tim said:
These are going to be one of my new go to's. Tried one earlier today, they are pretty much just like the quest bars, but only $1 a peice. Thanks for the heads up!
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You sir, are a gentleman! /salute
 
Tim

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I tried one of these this morning. Taste pretty good. 100mg of caffeine (which is about a standard cup's worth IIRC.)
I don't think I'l be getting again since if I want breakfast, I'll just eat real food before I leave for the day. But if you're the type that likes mid morning snacks and is a caffeine addict, they may be worth a try.

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Falstaff

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Synj said:
You motherfucker, I just posted these 5 posts above yours and my subsequent like went to you! You should be banned for life for this offense. And it's cookie dough. Who forgets cookie dough? You should probably commit seppuku.
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So what are these fucking things called at Costco so I know what to look for?
 
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