Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

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Chris

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Maybe because of how I was raised but I just think people who do anything sexual on a first or even second date are super weird. It's mainly why I'm uninterested in dating either gender.
You understand that sex is fun right?
 

a_skeleton_03

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You understand that sex is fun right?
You have fun with your mother right? Your sister? Your father? Your brother? Grandma?

Do you have sex with any of those people?

No? Despite that you can still have fun and a good time with those people .... amazing!!
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
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You have fun with your mother right? Your sister? Your father? Your brother? Grandma?

Do you have sex with any of those people?

No? Despite that you can still have fun and a good time with those people .... amazing!!
But come on, no matter how much fun you're having with grandma, wouldn't it be more fun if the night ended with her doggy-style on the living room floor?
 

Famm

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You have fun with your mother right? Your sister? Your father? Your brother? Grandma?

Do you have sex with any of those people?

No? Despite that you can still have fun and a good time with those people .... amazing!!
This has what to do with Chris' post? He's responding to Mist's assertion. I mean, its adateafter all. If you really hit it off on the first date and that ends in some kissing, Mist finds that "super weird"? Ok....
 

Tanoomba

ジョーディーすれいやー
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I have like 4 wives.
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So which one haven't you tied the knot with yet?
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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That one in purple is just a whore.

Don't marry her trollface, all she's after is your money.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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After reading the last ten pages of this thread I take back everything I said about Redpill. It's clearly a hijacked derivative of its predecessors and has veered way too far into misogynistic, manipulative, foolish and demented ideology for me to support it.

Dorks have take foundational and provable principles that women want men who take charge, stand up for themselves and are aggressive and have extrapolated that into all kinds of dumb shit.
Too late, Tuco. These are your people!
 

Mario Speedwagon

Gold Recognition
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So my wife was watching me play "The Addams Family" on my SNES the other night. Now, that was never a terribly popular game, and it certainly had its flaws (iffy hit detection, unfair enemy placement, slippery and awkward controls, repetitive music, etc), but I quite enjoyed it in my youth and I was still enjoying it now. It rewards patience and measured playing, not rushing head-on. The hazards and gimmicks of the levels include an ice level with a slippery floor, a fire level with un-stompable enemies, a library level with secret passages hidden behind giant books (the book titles can be clues), and so on. It was nothing groundbreaking, the graphics were charming but not great, it could be frustrating at times, but I just thought the way the levels were laid out was really clever. You're introduced to enemy tropes (many directly inspired by Mario and Sonic staples), and then they send you through a series of increasingly challenging rooms. There are secrets everywhere if you make the effort to keep an investigative eye out. And the whole game takes place in what is essentially an open-world Addams Family mansion. You can choose which level to go to first and some levels have multiple paths that could lead to optional bosses that will reward you with a permanent heart upgrade.

So anyway, my wife (who's been watching me struggle through the last few stages) said she liked the game, which kind of surprised me. I mean, she's expressed positive observations about games I've played before, but "The Addams Family" didn't strike me as the type of game that would appeal to a first-time observer. I asked her what she liked about it, and she said (with details) that she found the level design appealing. I just basked in the glow of knowing that both my wife and I can appreciate quality game design, even when its hidden under some distracting flaws. I don't think RP would have found me that, and I was a terribly awkward human being for large stretches of my life. Maybe it's "different strokes for different folks", but don't lose sight of the forest for the trees.

...Or something like that. What do I know, anyway? I did beat the game in the end, by the way. The last boss was a bizarre giant judge who made gavels rain from the sky. The end credits include caricature portraits of the developers, which was a nice touch.
lol bro...lol


That Addams Family game is the shit though.
 

Caeden

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I find it interesting that sites like returnofkings (Google and laugh...trust me) which are bastions of red pill shit constantly espouse the following: 1. Work out, 2. Eat right, 3. Get shit done, 4. Dress well, and 5. Have interesting hobbies.

Now as far as I can tell, video games are so fucking far down on that list it isn't funny. Unless you like ham beasts or get lucky with the skinny nerd chick, no girl is salivating on any hobby like games. But....we're on a videogame message board. So do we ignore women desires or have good hobbies?!

I don't know. I played skyrim all day yesterday, ran 6 miles, then fucked my gf like a king when she got home from work. Bonus points that she was on her period. Nothing says barbarian like bathing your dick in the blood of another.

This stuff is all bullshit. Man up and have some confidence.
 

Antarius

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Well, you did list hobbies at #5 which puts it lower on the priority list... Sounds like you're probably already doing 1-4 correctly. That being said, I'd count long distance running as an interesting hobby, as well as bloodsports, which you seem to enjoy also.


Or... said in a more sarcastic way.

"Hey guys, I don't understand this red pill shit, they say work out, eat right, get shit done, dress well and have interesting hobbies. So after I got done working out, eating right, got shit done, dressed well and had interesting hobbies, I totally got laid. So obviously red pill is a bunch of made up b.s. Just be yourself"