Red Sparrow (2018)

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Campbell1oo4

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You mean like how football players get injured knees and then become pro wrestlers? I mean I know wrestling is scripted but their knees have to work still.

I think a more apt comparison would be a wrestler hurting his back and then going out for the NFL. Moving up in the world, not down.
 
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Lanx

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Lol, russian ballerina is some low tier shit as well, this is an actual super power
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threaten me w/ some russian folk dancing, and i'll squeal
 
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Szlia

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spronk spronk To be fair, with a shorter run time, the movie would feel rushed if you want to structure the story the way it is. Basically it goes character exposition -> meddling in the spy game -> formation as a sparrow . This takes about an hour and then you still have to make your spy vs spy movie!

Also, this has little to do with Black Widow. I think she is involved in 3 fights in the whole movie, none with actual weapons. He spy work is mostly talking, choosing what lie and what truth to tell when to whom.

Still... this is not a very good movie. More like a Manichean collection of cold war stories clichés that we are supposed to find relevant again because of the current climate of cold war 2.0.
 

spronk

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Someone cap'd the two important scenes from this movie from the korean WEB-DL, obviously NFSW. Only nude scenes J Law has done outside fappening and a brief shot in Mother!

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Derkon

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LOL what the fuck? Has J Law's career taken a dive recently or something?
 

Siliconemelons

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bah more of a flash of the dudes dick than anything... one boob wow, jlaw really going bold
 
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jayrebb

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Nice hips anyway. The movie is really ass. I don't think her career has taken a hit so much as her management has taken a hit.
 

Harshaw

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Her career has been nosediving ever since she finished Hunger Games, showed her butthole to world, and her fight with TDS.
 

Blitz

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This is out for download in bluray.

Really debating on watching this by myself. I think having the girlfriend around would just really kill the money scenes..

Or the fact that I've had the book sitting on my shelf for two years, waiting to be read...