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iannis

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He is driven only by the desire to find that delicious mulan sauce.

There is no misdirect. The sauce is just that fucking good.


McNugga Lubba Dub Dub

pass the butter
 
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iannis

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IF IT TAKES US NINE MORE SEASONS. THAT'S MY ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC MORTY, I DON'T CARE.
 
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Xarpolis

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You are bidding on an authentic autographed photograph of that Mmmulan McMcMcNugget sauce, printed shoddily on plain paper and sent in an ordinary USPS stamped envelope. You will also receive a complimentary sense of generalized bamboozlement for having the poor judgment to spend good money on this particular auction.

That's my series arc!
 
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Adebisi

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If I was smart I'd make a YouTube recipe video on how to make the sauce.

And get Tyen to viralize it
 
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Homsar

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Jerrys garage has doofus rick, hungry for apples and his weed whacker

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Arbitrary

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Oh god, Jerry is going to go to Doofus Rick for help.

And it is going to go badly.
 
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Adebisi

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Too bad Sleepy Gary isn't around to comfort him
 
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Vaclav

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Re: Mulan sauce - supposedly it is:

2 tbsp dry sherry
1 1/2 tbsp minced peeled ginger
2 garlic cloves, minced
1/2 tsp dry crushed red pepper
1/2 cup canned low sodium chicken broth
2 tsp cornstarch
1 1/2 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp asian chili-garlic sauce (Sriracha these days, no?)
1 tsp sugar

Combine everything but the cornstarch and broth - bring it to a boil.

Combine cornstarch and broth until cornstarch is dissolved.

Stir both together until thickened.

Servings: 4

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Sounds plausible if anyone is feeling adventurous enough.

[And before the jokes start - saw it poking around some of the auction listings out of amusement - no family connection or whatever]
 
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tyen

EQ in a browser wait time: ____
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Make a vidya of yourself making it and ill put ads on it
 
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Enzee

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9seasonsandsauce, is this show's version of 6seasonsandamovie now. Harmon naking fun of his previous show.
 
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