Rick and Morty
- Thread starter Adebisi
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
cabbitcabbit
NeoGaf Donator
- 2,669
- 8,246
This has to be one of my favorite scenes in the show so far. Robot Morty gaining consciousness and emotion right before he's destroyed sums this show up so well.
- 2
- 1
OU Ariakas
Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
- 7,311
- 20,481
cabbitcabbit
NeoGaf Donator
- 2,669
- 8,246
Zaphid
Trakanon Raider
- 5,862
- 294
Instant classic, 11/10.
Dr Wong's monologue, stolen from reddit:
I guess this is the only show that can somehow tie a russian-murdering pickle to a family counseling drama.
Dr Wong's monologue, stolen from reddit:
"Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse, and I think its because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here you chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping in rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy. The same way i'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining and cleaning is... it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just... Work; and the bottom line is some people are OK going to work, and some people... well some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."
Last edited:
- 2
OU Ariakas
Diet Dr. Pepper Enjoyer
- 7,311
- 20,481
Those blue hairs they hired must contribute absolutely 0 to the scripts.
- 1
