Xarpolis
Life's a Dream
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The first episode was Edge of Tomorty, Rick Die Rickpete.
This is the one where Morty had this probability device he stuck into his forehead so he could end up marrying Jessica and they die together.
Rick dies and his respawn ends up going through countless different versions of himself to find exactly where his original body is. Oh, and everything was about Hitler.
Second episode was The Old Man and the Seat.
This is where the alien dude wants to make an app, and Jerry finally agrees. They make every type of Tinder possible and the world is thrown into chaos. Also, someone shits on Rick's holy grail of a toilet, so that guy's life is ruined.
Third episode is One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty.
This is where everything is a fucking heist. Worst episode ever because it's all heist bullshit.
Fourth episode was Claw and Hoarder Special, Ricktim's Morty
This is the Dragon episode. Morty is soulbound to a sex-addicted Dragon because of some wizard dragon salesman. And Gerry's all about the talking cat.
Fifth episode was Rattlestar Ricklactica.
This is the badass snake terminator episode and Gerry can't do shit so Rick makes him weightless with weighted shoes so he doesn't get lost. Snake jazz!
This is the one where Morty had this probability device he stuck into his forehead so he could end up marrying Jessica and they die together.
Rick dies and his respawn ends up going through countless different versions of himself to find exactly where his original body is. Oh, and everything was about Hitler.
Second episode was The Old Man and the Seat.
This is where the alien dude wants to make an app, and Jerry finally agrees. They make every type of Tinder possible and the world is thrown into chaos. Also, someone shits on Rick's holy grail of a toilet, so that guy's life is ruined.
Third episode is One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty.
This is where everything is a fucking heist. Worst episode ever because it's all heist bullshit.
Fourth episode was Claw and Hoarder Special, Ricktim's Morty
This is the Dragon episode. Morty is soulbound to a sex-addicted Dragon because of some wizard dragon salesman. And Gerry's all about the talking cat.
Fifth episode was Rattlestar Ricklactica.
This is the badass snake terminator episode and Gerry can't do shit so Rick makes him weightless with weighted shoes so he doesn't get lost. Snake jazz!
