RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

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zombiewizardhawk said:
Wait..... So he was a professional poker player, professional pistol competition shooter, professional mmo player... what else was he professional at? I feel like this all needs to be summed up somewhere but i'm not going to dig through every post and thread on this board to do it myself.
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Actual picture of Woolygimp...

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Hoss

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aight, it's cool you wanna be coy. just tell us what thread you posted them in. hot girls, asians, beefiest curtains, or curvy chicks?
 
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TJT

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There isn't much e-sleuthing involved. There's more than enough information in the two Wooly threads to specifically identify him and find him on FB and a variety of other forums spouting his crap.

Seriously Wooly has some Grade A shitposts on various forums and he even posted a ton of incorrect historical information to Quora.com.

How far did he go?
 
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zombiewizardhawk said:
Wait..... So he was a professional poker player, professional pistol competition shooter, professional mmo player... what else was he professional at? I feel like this all needs to be summed up somewhere but i'm not going to dig through every post and thread on this board to do it myself.
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not sure if he can be considered a professional when...

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Hoss

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That makes no sense. How did he lose 2 grand if the highest stakes was $0? Clearly he had some money in the pot at some point.
 
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Sebudai

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Am I missing something? It's not remotely unusual to lose $2k in the short term, especially at higher stakes. That is literally nothing.
 
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Woolygimp played a Sorc or Psionicist for Voodoo on Vanguard, I forget the servers names but it was the FFA PvP one (Tharadon?). I was the leader of Raze (Vexare app guild) and Voodoo was supposed to be our only ally guild going into the servers release. Voodoo was far more successful with recruiting and they had a fuckload of members, maybe 120-150. Voodoo could not control their zerg of a guild so I became very familiar with Woolygimp. We butted heads frequently. He was not a very good PvPer considering casters were incredibly overpowered and went in to massive rants anytime he lost. I regret forgetting to save any of my EQ screenshots, but I made sure to save the few Vanguard screenshots I took.

It's always interesting looking back at the e-footprint we leave. RIP, buddy. :(

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Jozu

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Holy shit Wooly has somehow carved out his own little piece of internet real estate just by being autistic.

He wasnt even a troll, thats what was truly amazing. Like I said his Game of Thrones fanfic was nectar from the internet gods themselves. Im truly saddened he was (sent?) back to the essence.

Has the true circumstances of his death been confirmed? Has anyone grabbed the dogtag or? Sounded like suicide maybe. He talked about not wanting to kill himself though because it "would be a waste of such an intelligent mind". So its an unsolved mystery at this point? A who dun it? Keg is right, #justiceforwooly.

A mod should collect his greatest shitposts from the various threads he blessed and put them in its own thread so we can visit it like some kind of fucked up internet gravesite.
 
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Gamma Rays

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I just noticed a thread of his in the Grown up section. He was talking about some lump under his skin, he saw a doctor at some point who didn't seem to do a very good examination. from the way Wooly told it.

I bumped the thread, Grown up section. OP is Wooly.

Don't really know how to link to it here, so just giving it a written description, which is about the best I can manage.
 
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TJT

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I'm relatively certain it was suicide, unfortunately.

Based on e-sleuthig results in that the cause is never mentioned by anyone and he, "died in the comfort of his home" line. Which is exactly how every veteran suicide I've ever read is described.
 
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sometimes drug overdoses are worded like that

it's a common opiate OD bit line
 
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The condition of his room would lead me to believe suicide although my office is no better.
 
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