sleevedraw
Revolver Ocelot
- 1,975
- 5,566
RL Picture Thread
- Thread starter Wintermute
- Start date
-
Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
- 80,806
- 422,817
When crossfitters start telling me all about their work out I start telling them how much ammo and paper people I have killed at the range this month.
- 6
- 1
Synj
Dystopian Dreamer
- 8,101
- 35,756
Lendarios
Trump's Staff
- 19,360
- -17,424
You guys talk more about Crossfit than I do. Yes people who talk about it all the time are annoying.
Crossfit is very popular for females ages 30+, which is really nice. Other than that you will destroy your body and you will get into shape if you stick with it.
Some of the exercise like the pullups, deadlifts and lunges will hurt your body, you have to adjust accordingly. Some times the games program are just ridiculous even for people in shape, and you get things like Crucero ripping his pectoral muscle on the rings dips.
The main problem with crossfit is the people on charge of workouts are meat heads (Dave Castro and the upper tier of mangement), and they don't care about if the exercise they schedule will rip your back; simply because they dont know and they are winging it.
Who in their right minds think that your knee should hit the ground while carrying a 50lbs load over head. That is just common sense.
this is from their actual website
Just look at that. WTF the KNEE IS NOT MADE TO BE SMASHED AGAINST THE FLOOR!!
Crossfit is very popular for females ages 30+, which is really nice. Other than that you will destroy your body and you will get into shape if you stick with it.
Some of the exercise like the pullups, deadlifts and lunges will hurt your body, you have to adjust accordingly. Some times the games program are just ridiculous even for people in shape, and you get things like Crucero ripping his pectoral muscle on the rings dips.
The main problem with crossfit is the people on charge of workouts are meat heads (Dave Castro and the upper tier of mangement), and they don't care about if the exercise they schedule will rip your back; simply because they dont know and they are winging it.
Who in their right minds think that your knee should hit the ground while carrying a 50lbs load over head. That is just common sense.
this is from their actual website
Just look at that. WTF the KNEE IS NOT MADE TO BE SMASHED AGAINST THE FLOOR!!
Last edited:
- 2
- 12,710
- 49,355
Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
- 38,274
- 15,096
Unfortunately theres a lot wrong with CrossFit. More than just talking about it
- 3
Lendarios
Trump's Staff
- 19,360
- -17,424
Noodleface
Yesterday I assembled a 5 feet tall princess castle. It took 2 hours of meticulous care going over the instructions and making sure i dont fuck up, because the wood on those things is so bad that you cant tight it twice.After the work was done, my wife stops by and says ""oh that didn't look too hard". I looked at her, and I told her: "yes, you are right looking at it is not hard at all, assembling it is though."
My feelings on that video is the same, the guy who is commenting on it, doesn't have the strength to do a legless rope climb and is criticizing the girl who cant.
He is ragging on this guy, and he is undoubtedly worse shape than him.
- 1
- 1
Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
- 38,274
- 15,096
Have you seen infinite elgentensity? He's not massive but he's in shape.
You're right though, don't just trust his opinion. Trust the opinions of a lot of people. I wonder what the ratio of injuries is between standard lifting and CrossFit. How many people are paralyzed from a sport that doesn't give a shit about safety
You're right though, don't just trust his opinion. Trust the opinions of a lot of people. I wonder what the ratio of injuries is between standard lifting and CrossFit. How many people are paralyzed from a sport that doesn't give a shit about safety
- 1
Synj
Dystopian Dreamer
- 8,101
- 35,756
Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
- 80,806
- 422,817
2nd rule of crossfit is the chicks have wider backs than the guys.
- 3
Synj
Dystopian Dreamer
- 8,101
- 35,756
Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
- 80,806
- 422,817
Here its the chicks who paddle 6 man Canoe. They have backs like Michael Phelps and voices like Barry White.
- 1
- 1
- 1
zombiewizardhawk
Potato del Grande
- 9,880
- 12,814
It's turned into a meme because it's a great way to get hurt because all the vegans of exercise don't focus on proper form but instead do their lifts with the same level of retardation as they do their pullups (and because they're the vegans of exercising).
Edit: The video noodle posted explains it perfectly.
Last edited:
- 1
Zapatta
Krugman's Fax Machine
- 80,806
- 422,817
So you are saying those codpieces are to smuggle whole foods organic salads out without paying? Cant blame them at $10/lb.
- 1
- 1
- 1
Erronius
<WoW Guild Officer>
- 17,229
- 44,563
Lendarios
Trump's Staff
- 19,360
- -17,424
So his opinion means nothing to me. It is the same as me criticizing Arnold for not winning Mr Olimpia 10 years in a row. What a fucking loser that Arnold guy. Maybe he should have work more his leg definition. There is plenty of valid criticism to go around, Infinite stupidity guy is not one of those.
- 1
- 1
- 1
Erronius
<WoW Guild Officer>
- 17,229
- 44,563
So wait...does that dude have to be able to do a legless rope climb before he can mock someone doing a legless rope climb?
Is this like being told you cant criticize or mock law enforcement unless you're in law enforcement? Or not being able to have an opinion on racism unless you identify as a victimized minority?
Does a comedian have to be fat before they can make fun of fat people? Do people commentating during the Superbowl need to be able to compete at that level before they can criticize the guys playing in the Superbowl?
TL;DR: this is why people make fun of you constantly
- 5