Road House remake... God damn it
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That's exactly the reason I never saw this dogshit movie in the cinema.
Because I'm not a homo.
I give no fucks about either of these movies, it amuses me that so many of you apparently do though.
zombiewizardhawk
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If you truly gave no fucks you wouldn't be in this thread trying to make fun of people who liked the original...
I can say hand on heart that I've seen it once over 20 years ago as a teenager and can remember absolutely nothing about it apart from it being boring crap.
Martial arts and action movies were huge around that time and I wasn't watching this ironically I was judging it against the other movies in the genre and it sucked.
Martial arts and action movies were huge around that time and I wasn't watching this ironically I was judging it against the other movies in the genre and it sucked.
A woman bouncer? Lol! Swayze as a bouncer was unbelievable enough, but at least he's a guy. I've never seen a female bouncer in any bar I've ever been to anywhere in the world. a chubby 150 pound female can know all the MMA she wants, won't do shit when a guy grabs ahold of her and tosses her twenty feet through the air.
Mahes
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I think she could handle herself better than you think she could. I do agree that a 6+ foot guy who is muscle bound and weighs 225+ could pose a problem for her. It is not that she could not deal with them, it is that she could not physically move them. A bouncer has to be able to throw people out. The other problem I see with having a female bouncer is the attention she would get from many many men wanting to test her ability to bounce. It would get to a point of being obnoxious as men would actually get turned on by her pounding on them.
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Kirun
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No matter how terrible this will be, if they redo the throat ripping scene...I'll rent it.
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Just beating the everloving shit out of a bunch of assholes in handlebar mustaches, skinny jeans, and suspenders while they try to drink IPA's and PBR with their ironically nerdily dressed girlfriends.
I'm in. Where are the auditions and can Ham ride there on his fixie?
I'm in. Where are the auditions and can Ham ride there on his fixie?