Rock Hard Weekend on Amazon

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Sean_sl

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Noodleface_sl said:
is lyrical a shill for this shit?
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He's just a buckets-of-jizz enthusiast. I'm surprised he isn't testing out various dosage levels on pocket pussies and measuring how much jizz he can produce by the ounce and recording it in an excel spreadsheet.
 
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Picasso3

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Prob should test this shit for steroids, left him a neg "because you're black" and he had a little pm freakout.
 
McCheese

McCheese

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I bet he used to be white but he jizzed all the white out of him thanks to rock hard weekend. This stuff sounds scary. I hope Lyrical is making all this up and someone goes to try it for real and their dick falls off.
 
Gravel

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I'm pretty sure the whole "landscaping" thing is just a cover story and he's really the creator of this stuff.

There's no shame in being rich from pecker pills, man.
 
Sir Funk

Sir Funk

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I popped one of these the other night and my tongue swole up and I had a hard time breathing.

Great nut, though.
 
Shonuff

Shonuff

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Sir Funk_sl said:
I popped one of these the other night and my tongue swole up and I had a hard time breathing.

Great nut, though.
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Really?

I took those Xzen pills, and it gave me super rock hard erections that I thought were going to make my dick rip out of its skin. But they also made get vertigo and pukey. At one point, I was throwing up while my dick was throbbing hard. Those pills work, but I couldn't handle the sides. It's the same with Stiff Nights, super hard prick, but headaches for 24 hours.
 
Void

Void

BAU BAU
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Dammit, I really want to try these now! What's a little nausea and difficulty breathing compared to clean nuts?!

I get all my Amazon delivered to work though. I can't imagine the awkwardness if the receiving guy accidentally opens it before I get to it.
 
Shonuff

Shonuff

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Vvoid_sl said:
Dammit, I really want to try these now! What's a little nausea and difficulty breathing compared to clean nuts?!

I get all my Amazon delivered to work though. I can't imagine the awkwardness if the receiving guy accidentally opens it before I get to it.
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Like Roger Clemens said during his HGH testimony on Capitol Hill, "I'll do anything to get an edge."

I used to enjoy going to the lingerie store and making the chicks with implants and cleavage bend over and repeat what the name of the penis helper was. "Can you say Cock Star? How about Gun Oil? Pussy Pleaser? Um hm, say it slow. Even though you showed me Cock Star before, I'm not sure. Why don't you bend over again?"

Then I figured out I was paying $10 a pill when I get it for $2 a pill online
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Soygen

Soygen

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Vvoid_sl said:
I can't imagine the awkwardness if the receiving guy accidentally opens it before I get to it.
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If he opens it, you simply stare him right in the eyes and say "Clean nuts." Then nod your head(or if you're wearing a cowboy hat, tip it).
 
Shonuff

Shonuff

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Soygen_sl said:
If he opens it, you simply stare him right in the eyes and say "Clean nuts." Then nod your head(or if you're wearing a cowboy hat, tip it).
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Before sex, I take off all my clothes, put on a Cowboy hat and boots, and lather my whole body with Crisco.
 
Shonuff

Shonuff

Mr. Poopybutthole
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They are saying Lamar Odom was loading up on herbal erection supplements before he OD'd.
 
Cad

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Can't believe any of you take this kind of shit. Just get viagra or cialis if you want something that works. Holy shit taking gas station dick pills.
 
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