RPGs of 2014

Sulrn

Deuces
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So much hate in this thread. Why can't we just agree to disagree. Some of us like sandboxes with poor story or gameplay, others pedophiles and asexual heros, others middle (at best) of the road compilations, and finally those that really don't like anything but pretend to so they can justify not liking something else.

I mean it's all pussy, gashes, cunts, vaginas and the odd penis; people...
 

Rezz

Mr. Poopybutthole
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So much hate in this thread. Why can't we just agree to disagree. Some of us like sandboxes with poor story or gameplay, others pedophiles and asexual heros, others middle (at best) of the road compilations, and finally those that really don't like anything but pretend to so they can justify not liking something else.

I mean it's all pussy, gashes, cunts, vaginas and the odd penis; people...
This is rerolled. There's far more than just the "odd penis" here.

JRPGs in general scratch a very specific itch: the world is ending, you need someone to do flashy cool shit in a totally anime style fighting ridiculous robots/dragons/gods/Kefkas to save it, and this ladyboy is all you can bring to the party. If you don't like anime, you probably don't like jrpgs. Pretty much all there is to it.
 

Noodleface

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I can at least respect that a lot of people loved it, just to me it was a really shitty game personally. To each his own. I guess I have such strong feelings because I was expecting something awesome and I hated it.
 

Dyvim

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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Never thought id find more like me who feel they wasted money on DA:O
I mean i really tried to get into it. But the snoozefest of a story didnt drag me in. Also my mage skilled Hero character was basically in God mode anyway, and i found the only reason i played was the companion revealing (or more like not revealing) their background story in the countryside camps. Did not deliver.
 
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DA:O's game mechanics were appalling. Mage spells were either godmode or worthless with almost nothing in between.
Haha. I won about 80% of fights in DA:O before they even started by dropping Mage AE slow/ AE damage spells through walls. Not sure how they never noticed/cared area effect spells could be dropped through walls. Game was still fun though.
 

Vorph

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Anything ice was broken-ass overpowered. Storm of the Century being the worst offender by far, of course.

And then there was Arcane Warrior, which literally was godmode.
 

Ritley

Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Can't wait for stick of truth. Even if the combat ends up sucking it will still be awesome.
 

Hateyou

Not Great, Not Terrible
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You guys might like Blackguards on Steam. It's still in development but there is quite a bit of content already. It's turn based, has some pretty cool environment interactions, and it's not that shitty Japanese girly boy crap Sean masturbates to. It has some odd UI elements but nothing too hard to figure out. It's not the greatest turn based I've played but it's solid, entertaining, and fairly well done.

Blackguards
This game was completed today, if anyone was holding off until it was finished to check it out.
 

Vaclav

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Took forever to download the demo, but it's seeming solid (had to get it from gamershell instead of Steam - the Demo button on Steam didn't work earlier) - so unusual it'll take me a bit to really form a solid opinion on it though.
 

Void

BAU BAU
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I bought Blackguards a couple of weeks ago and played it for awhile. I enjoyed it, but what might not be entirely clear is that it is almost entirely a turn-based combat game, similar to an X-Com. In other words, even though there is a map and towns and locations and such, towns are just one screen that has a couple of shops and healers and such that you click on. You don't explore the town, you don't wander around looking for quest npcs, etc. The most you do is click some dialogue trees on someone on that same one screen. Occasionally they will affect a future combat, like putting out traps that the bad guys will wander into if you do a certain other dialogue tree before the fight, etc. But in general you are just clicking the world map to go to another battle, period. There are obviously RPG elements involved with characters and skills and such, and you can gain more party members as you go along, but this isn't Planescape or even Aarklash, which was essentially all combat too...but different.

A good comparison would be Shadowbane I guess, but with even fewer RPG "elements." At least in Shadowbane you'd walk around the town and find stuff, or walk through buildings for quests. In Blackguards you would just finish the combat and then a new world node would open up, so you click it and bam, another combat.

It does have a couple of crappy "gotcha" moments I've already encountered, like where you finish a battle and get to have an interlude, but there is no actual healing being done during that interlude, and then it throws you right back into another extremely tough battle, so if you didn't spend the end of the previous battle healing your entire party and regenerating mana, you're fucked for the next battle, and even if you saved it during the interlude, you have to go reload before the FIRST battle and do it all over again to make sure you are full up before the second one. That was fairly annoying, I have to say. Either tell me there are going to be two battles without rest, or allow me to rest. Don't spring that shit on me because you know I'm just going to reload it, and I'm going to be pissy about it.

It isn't a bad game by any means, because I do actually enjoy the combat part of it quite a bit, but I didn't realize it was pretty much just that with a little bit of story to tie it all together. I don't know what it is selling for right now, but if it is any more than the $25 I got it for, I'd say wait. I intend to play it and finish it one of these days (was mainly waiting for it to hit release), but I don't know that this is really a $40 or $50 game by any stretch.
 

velk

Trakanon Raider
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It [blackguard] does have a couple of crappy "gotcha" moments I've already encountered, like where you finish a battle and get to have an interlude, but there is no actual healing being done during that interlude, and then it throws you right back into another extremely tough battle, so if you didn't spend the end of the previous battle healing your entire party and regenerating mana, you're fucked for the next battle, and even if you saved it during the interlude, you have to go reload before the FIRST battle and do it all over again to make sure you are full up before the second one. That was fairly annoying, I have to say. Either tell me there are going to be two battles without rest, or allow me to rest. Don't spring that shit on me because you know I'm just going to reload it, and I'm going to be pissy about it.
Yes, this bullshit really frustrated me, especially with a mage heavy party - that shit with the lizardmen where you can't ever recover mana pissed me off no end.
 

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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DA:O was all about the Blood Mage. The retarded AOE shit he could do would kill literally anything. You didn't even need to be tanky. The Arcane Warrior scaling armor off of magic items was pretty hilarious too. All in all. DA:O wasn't a bad introduction to their new IP. Some of the characters were really well done.

It just suffered from a stupid as shit enemy. Your end boss was a Dragon that didn't even speak. Logain or whatever his name was may have been the true enemy, but him blatantly ignoring the Blight made no sense... as Darkspawn were killing shit everywhere. The party squabbling a-la BGI and BGII though was A++. I wont speak of DA2 because that game was shit where nothing you did mattered in the slightest. Side with the mages!? Oh, you have to kill the Archmage anyway! Side with the Templars, you have to kill the Archmage and Templar whore anyway! That was retarded.

Both games had decent gameplay though.
 

Amzin

Lord Nagafen Raider
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I really wish there were more job-based tactics games out there. Like, any, besides FFT. Blackguard looks like it might be fun at least.
 

Caliane

Avatar of War Slayer
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I really wish there were more job-based tactics games out there. Like, any, besides FFT. Blackguard looks like it might be fun at least.
3ds has a few I think.
wii/3ds fire emblem?

and playstation. Disgaea's are kings of it.
 

Noodleface

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Anyone played Banner Saga? Worth my time?

I know there's a thread but there's like one dude playing it.