say something mean about the poster below you

God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard?

Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl

Stars in the tranny porn I am watching

Female to male conversion here, AMA.

Pretends he is Kegkilla when posting on other forums/chatting online and frequently links Keg posts to prove how "witty" he is.

Stop following me.

He/She jerks off to shelly and then stores the secretions in a jar by his bed, to use for later lubrication needs.

Was Sam Deathwalker's 501st.

Still hasn't found a bath soap that can stop him from smelling like a Sumo Wrestler's Taint.

Don't care about the poster above me, or what you say about me!

His mother wishes she would have had an abortion, so she could have went out and met a man that would have given her the kids she wanted.

Eats yellow snow.

He voted for Al Gore in 2012

how did you know.....below...wishes his penis was bigger than his pinkie

Yeah, it's tough with a 9 inch pinkie. Below, wishes his summer job wasn't always being a "fluffer" at porn shoots.

Is a justin bieber fan.

I can feel the love when he sings to me... Licks swampdonkey blue waffle flaps

Got arrested for sneaking into the ladies room and sucking all the used tampons dry.

strikes out even when paying for sex

Can't afford to pay for sex to see if he strikes out when he does it.