Scarlett Johansson Named ?Sexiest Woman Alive? for the second time!

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You know that shower picture isn't Scarlett, right?

I love me some ScarJo, she's easily one of my top 5 favorite hotties. I eagerly await this nude-infested movie even if it is dumb as fuck. Too bad JGL didn't wait a little longer and convince her to be nude in his movie (well, I haven't seen it, but I'm assuming she isn't).
 

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She's getting really big in the beam as she get older. Though, I'd probably die if I saw her snapping herself into some Spanx.
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SJ is hot, don't get me wrong, but I can think of a lot of other women that I'd rate higher. Actress wise, I think it's pretty difficult to top Kate Beckinsale:

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Even in papparazzi shots where she's just walking around with a coffee in jogging pants she looks fucking amazing. Minimal acting talent, though.

If we can expand it to models, then Adriana Lima has to be up there as well. Maybe I like brunettes. Also, I just discovered some chick named Brooklyn Decker. Holy shit at those tits.
 

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SJ is hot, don't get me wrong, but I can think of a lot of other women that I'd rate higher. Actress wise, I think it's pretty difficult to top Kate Beckinsale:

Even in papparazzi shots where she's just walking around with a coffee in jogging pants she looks fucking amazing. Minimal acting talent, though.

If we can expand it to models, then Adriana Lima has to be up there as well. Maybe I like brunettes. Also, I just discovered some chick named Brooklyn Decker. Holy shit at those tits.
Actress wise, and you point out Beckinsale, whose career highlight was when she played a rabid werewolf in a movie 23 people saw vs SJ inLost in Translation? Get out of the permafrost, man.
 

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Gorgeous girl, but Jessica Alba for example is a tier above easily.
Also its a body double for her arse in lost for translation as she was 17 during filming, sorry to break the dream.
 

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Charlize Theron is oddity. beautiful, yeah, but she is like right next to the line of plain and stuck between beautiful and maybe.

only thing that keeps her in the beautiful zone is her make up.
 

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also, scarlett johansson is right near the skank threshold line. somewhere, she is stuck between the classy and skankiness. two elemental components which seem to elevate her status in the hollywood. skankiness would appeal to general masses who fuck skanks everyday. classy would appeal to upper echelon of acting world and people with taste. in my humble opinion, i can not believe that she is chosen as the sexist woman alive. she is nowhere close to it.