Unfortunately the math unfolds fairly elegantly and makes accurate predictions.I dunno what the standard view is, but after careful thought I think quantum physics is a prank physicists are playing on us.
I can just see Einstein in a dark, smoke filled room speaking to Schrodinger. "Yeah, we're going to go even further. We'll call it 'quantum entanglement'. I even have a cute phrase, 'Spooky action at a distance'! Hahaha".