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Grimmlokk

Grimmlokk

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Kumail did an AMA last month apparently.

I am comedian and actor Kumail Nanjiani. You might know me as Dinesh from SILICON VALLEY, waiter / cell phone salesman from PORTLANDIA, Prismo from ADVENTURE TIME. AMA! : IAmA

Not necessarily Silicon Valley heavy, but more Kumail is always a good thing.

One really interesting thing was Kumail originally auditioned for Erlich, Mike Judge said he wasn't right for the part but he liked him so he was going to write a part for him. Someone else chimes in that Judge was on Maron's podcast and said he had all the initial main cast guys(except Josh/Big Head) audition for Erlich initially then wrote parts for them based on their auditions.
 
Mist

Mist

REEEEeyore
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Kumail did a hilarious interview on Seth Meyers like a month ago.



This is only part of it.
 
Mist

Mist

REEEEeyore
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This whole episode was gold.

I knew exactly where they were going with the Kool Aid nickname though.
 
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ValkyrieIATD

Silver Knight of the Realm
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The only thing that would have made this episode better is if a weasel suddenly appeared and stole the condor egg.

Still A+++ ... I almost cried laughing over Blaine reading his SWOT analysis cards.
 
Gravel

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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CaughtCross_sl said:
Was laughing so hard I cried during let Blaine die. This show is just so damn good.
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That SWOT analysis was fucking amazing. Almost jerk-off scene good. I really want someone to zoom in on those so I can read them all. Only ones I caught were under Opportunities, "Fuck Gina" and "Grief - Threesome with Gina and Blaine's Hot Mom?" and Blaine read those two.
 
Malakriss

Malakriss

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Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants discovered upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone

Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building

Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Ejaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- Fuck Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude fuck us

Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build
 
Merrith

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Malakriss_sl said:
Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants destroyed upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone

Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building

Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Esaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- Fuck Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude fuck us

Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build
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There is too much win compressed into this one list.
 
Void

Void

BAU BAU
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I couldn't stop laughing at the Double Asshole part either. This is probably my favorite show right now.
 
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Profundis

Silver Knight of the Realm
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As good as the SWOT board and this episode as a whole was, I completely lost my shit at this:

I used to party in their room all the time. Uh, kind of a mentor-mentee sort of thing.

Coming from a manatee sort of thing.
 
Itlan

Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
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This episode was so on the money it was fucking ridiculous. I was crying during the SWOT board, truly did not stop laughing the entire time.
 
Agraza

Agraza

Registered Hutt
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Only one thing that jerked me out of the episode was why they would bring the incriminating SWOT board to the homicide offices. Mike Judge is so detail obsessed I just don't know how he decided to go with that.
 
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The Ancient_sl

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I was on the ground when I noticed the "grief threesome with gina and blaine's hot mom question mark card"

Edit: holy shit and now I'm dying to" bang blindfolded gina on blaine's grave
 
Ossoi

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
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Agraza_sl said:
Only one thing that jerked me out of the episode was why they would bring the incriminating SWOT board to the homicide offices. Mike Judge is so detail obsessed I just don't know how he decided to go with that.
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They didn't.

They made up a SWOT board there
 
Pasteton

Pasteton

Blackwing Lair Raider
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This was the best show of the series. The humor is almost too dense - sometimes I think they should save some of this stuff to spread it out over a longer run. There's no way they can possibly keep the show this dense with amazing jokes for very long
 
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