Oh that's right, only sulking teenagers listen to headphones. I always forget that. You're going to just have to accept the idea that that you buy an iphone every year because they have great marketing and it makes you feel superior to use them. It's totally normal, that is the case with almost all luxury goods. Just think of it like a Louis Vuitton bag. It doesn't do anything that a cheaper one doesn't do, but it makes you feel superior, and when the right kind of people see it, they will think you are superior as well. You can afford it and you like the feeling so buy it. Just embrace it because you rationalizing it in this thread is getting tiresome.
I am a sulking teenager and I often listen to 4-6 hours of podcasts in a day so bluetooth headphones don't work great for me. I just realized the essential phone also doesn't have wireless charging which I really wanted this year. Ditto for the OnePlus 5. It's really disappointing that there isn't a single phone I can get excited about this fall. The only phones that don't have some significant compromise for me are the Samsungs and they are expensive as fuck. I may just bite the bullet and buy an S8 Plus because it's pretty identical to the Note and I'm not going to pay $200 for a stylus.