Sneak Peek Project

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Ridas

Pay to play forum
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4,143
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  • 3Worf
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Rime

<Donor>
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Open Scene: A middle aged man in a poker hoodie, with oversized sunglasses is sitting in the corner, seemingly rating other individuals. Comments such as 'Knees too sharp', 'Man hands', and 'Is that a hoof?' can be heard.

Wide Angle Pan Shot of an modestly furbished bedroom, large king sized bed in the center. Two transexuals are locked in a struggle. The one on the left is wielding a baseball bat, the one on the right a shovel. Their dicks flop wildly around as they vie for dominance. In the corner, a model airplane is stuck in an eternal taxi mode on a treadmill.

A dead pelican is sticking out from underneath the bed, the legs of a cat sticking out.

Voice Over: "You have 14 Days..."

FIN.
 
  • 10Worf
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Gamma Rays

Large sized member
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I fully approve of this new direction. It was always inevitable the more I think about it.
 

AladainAF

Best Rabbit
<Gold Donor>
12,915
31,020
Somehow, Sam needs to be put into this porno. Shelly, on the other hand, does not.
 
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blizzak

<Silver Donator>
721
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I hope there was a vibrator that doesn't exist but can be heard by the lady downstairs.
 
  • 8Worf
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zombiewizardhawk

Potato del Grande
9,880
12,814
Open Scene: A middle aged man in a poker hoodie, with oversized sunglasses is sitting in the corner, seemingly rating other individuals. Comments such as 'Knees too sharp', 'Man hands', and 'Is that a hoof?' can be heard.

Wide Angle Pan Shot of an modestly furbished bedroom, large king sized bed in the center. Two transexuals are locked in a struggle. The one on the left is wielding a baseball bat, the one on the right a shovel. Their dicks flop wildly around as they vie for dominance. In the corner, a model airplane is stuck in an eternal taxi mode on a treadmill.

A dead pelican is sticking out from underneath the bed, the legs of a cat sticking out.

Voice Over: "You have 14 Days..."

FIN.

No mention of a meth addict, guess I have to become more popular so I can make an appearance in the sequel? I'd even be happy just being a toothless hobo that the pizza/ups/whatever delivery person walks past.
 

Kovaks

Mr. Poopybutthole
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3,147
Was gonna say something something highlighter, beat me to it, hope it has some forehead kisses
 

blizzak

<Silver Donator>
721
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Oh God! Please tell me at some point a dude says "I have a package for you" or "here's the package".
 

yerm

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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16,607
I will be disappointing if no cock-substituted joke about duel wielding baseball bats is made.
 

a_skeleton_03

<Banned>
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29,763
You will be disappointed in the lines because I had a very limited amount of time to really work with the lines and get them into a "plot". I wanted to do it as a surprise also so couldn't get a lot of input.

I got a few in there but not a metric fuckton.
 

j00t

Silver Baronet of the Realm
7,380
7,476
all you had to do was get the talent together, tell them to read the hall of fame threads. then tell them to have sex while they talk about it.
 
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latheboy

Trakanon Raider
857
1,059
Don't worry too much about the dialogue, that can be sorted out in the sequel
 
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Daezuel

Potato del Grande
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50,228
You think we could get the megan fox of ohio to star in the sequel?!
 
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  • 1Worf
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
<Charitable Administrator>
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At some point the dude has to down a bottle of garlic and cinnamilk since viagra isn't working for him. He can trade an xbox for this magic potion
 
  • 2Worf
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tyen

EQ in a browser wait time: ____
<Banned>
4,638
5,164
bots are rdy to do your bidding
 
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tyen

EQ in a browser wait time: ____
<Banned>
4,638
5,164
Not quite like that. No advertising involved.

I paid for an FoH “porno” to be made. They are doing final edits now and I will try to find something to vote for in order to release it.

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