Snow White (2024)
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Vuuxo
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She's what? 23, 24? Younger? Yeah, she absolutely is going with whatever the new cult movement is.
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Arbitrary
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Chukzombi
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They couldn't just fire her. They still needed her for reshoots or press junkets or whatever else connected with this film. They're still trying to cover for her with outlets praising this clear flop as the best movie of the year. Iger needs to wake the fuck up. It's dead, Bob. We can all see it.
jayrebb
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Need to hear more from the son about the casting process. Was this an Iger approved pick? How did Zegler's name get to the front of the line?
Goatface
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adjusted for inflation dumbo's budget would be around $210m
dumbo made $18m in its 2nd weekend, but was against shazam. snow white only has death of a unicorn and walking man, both in the $10-15m opening range. it will keep imax/big screen, until minecraft comes out next week.
dumbo made $18m in its 2nd weekend, but was against shazam. snow white only has death of a unicorn and walking man, both in the $10-15m opening range. it will keep imax/big screen, until minecraft comes out next week.
Wombat
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I originally cautioned against assuming this would be a massive failure given how Mufasa limped to something approaching profitability.
I was very, very wrong. This will barely top $100M domestically.
Others have already shown that it's not culture war boycotting - Snow White actually made a higher percentage of its money from red territory than the average family film - ‘Snow White’: How Controversial Disney Princess Fared In Blue & Red County Cinemas – Box Office
The actual root issue is just age - of the original. Between Jungle Cruise, Dumbo, and now this, there's a clear post-covid delineation in box office between remakes of movies that Millenials or younger would have seen (endlessly) as kids, starting roughly with Little Mermaid - and everything before that.
And yes, competition will play a factor. Mufasa 'survived' in part because it was able to stay in theaters due to a lack of other kids offerings - sure, it released the same day as Sonic 3, but those two movies had the Christmas break all to themselves and then some, with no other kids movies until Dog Man at the end of January.
(Never heard of Dog Man? It's actually the second biggest release of 2025 so far, though Mufasa earned more in 2025 than Dog Man has, because the entire movie industry is broken to a degree the studios haven't quite realized.)
Whereas Snow White is done as soon as The Minecraft Movie releases, even if I could never conceive of watching either of them.
I was very, very wrong. This will barely top $100M domestically.
Others have already shown that it's not culture war boycotting - Snow White actually made a higher percentage of its money from red territory than the average family film - ‘Snow White’: How Controversial Disney Princess Fared In Blue & Red County Cinemas – Box Office
The actual root issue is just age - of the original. Between Jungle Cruise, Dumbo, and now this, there's a clear post-covid delineation in box office between remakes of movies that Millenials or younger would have seen (endlessly) as kids, starting roughly with Little Mermaid - and everything before that.
And yes, competition will play a factor. Mufasa 'survived' in part because it was able to stay in theaters due to a lack of other kids offerings - sure, it released the same day as Sonic 3, but those two movies had the Christmas break all to themselves and then some, with no other kids movies until Dog Man at the end of January.
(Never heard of Dog Man? It's actually the second biggest release of 2025 so far, though Mufasa earned more in 2025 than Dog Man has, because the entire movie industry is broken to a degree the studios haven't quite realized.)
Whereas Snow White is done as soon as The Minecraft Movie releases, even if I could never conceive of watching either of them.
Sevens
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Wait a second! Parasite wasn't a black film, it was Korean
Note: before all you spastics start freaking out, this post was made in jest...I understand they are meaning "black comedy" as in the tone of humor being dark and not "black comedy" meaning a bunch of naggers.
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moonarchia
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His most glorious of holes is found in the seediest of places.
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Vuuxo
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Fucker
Log Wizard
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She has no roles in the pipeline. Quarter a billion loss at least, and the people writing her paychecks are jews.
Not the brightest bulb in the box.
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You would be wrong.
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I'd say you can counter age by using a popular face as the main cast. Imagine casting Taylor Swift in this instead of that mongloid they fished from a skunk ass, assured $$.