Snow White (2024)

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TBT-TheBigToe said:
Both… will realize this?

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yes, studios know what they're doing is all kinds of stupid. the noses in accounting would be sure to tell them. actors and writers know how close to being eliminated they are. AI is the inevitability and they are terrified. using actors likenesses for porn is not far away either. the studios are still thinking that doubling down over and over on woke remakes/reboots/switcheroo sequels will work eventually. its not, but they arent stopping.
 
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Chukzombi said:
that idiot who made Thor L&T had his people saying the movie was super gay. the movie was disjointed, poor CG and unfunny but it wasnt gay. they only hurt themselves.
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Reminds me of the Mortal Kombat producers saying they took Johnny Cage out of the recent movie "because it felt wrong to have the main character be a white male in 2020". A) MK never had a "main character", B) WTF, C) They added a new, completely unnecessary main character who was half-Asian but still the whitest whitebread motherfucker I've ever seen, and D) They were holding Johnny Cage off until the sequel so they'd have something big to drop at the end, so the producer statements were purely fan-baiting and trying to score woke brownie points. All it really did was make a lot of people tune out the movie who were previously probably gonna check it out. Self-defeating at its finest.

I'm sure this Snow White movie is gonna recast the dwarves and everything, but I'm pretty sure the hot Latina is playing Snow White no matter what because they already announced her as the first Latina princess in a Disney movie.

I'm totally fine with a Latina princess, just wish they would have like, actually made a new character who represented that culture rather than appropriating the literal whitest princess in their entire lexicon and lazily recasting it.
 
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Rajaah said:
Reminds me of the Mortal Kombat producers saying they took Johnny Cage out of the recent movie "because it felt wrong to have the main character be a white male in 2020". A) MK never had a "main character", B) WTF, C) They added a new, completely unnecessary main character who was half-Asian but still the whitest whitebread motherfucker I've ever seen, and D) They were holding Johnny Cage off until the sequel so they'd have something big to drop at the end, so the producer statements were purely fan-baiting and trying to score woke brownie points. All it really did was make a lot of people tune out the movie who were previously probably gonna check it out. Self-defeating at its finest.

I'm sure this Snow White movie is gonna recast the dwarves and everything, but I'm pretty sure the hot Latina is playing Snow White no matter what because they already announced her as the first Latina princess in a Disney movie.

I'm totally fine with a Latina princess, just wish they would have like, actually made a new character who represented that culture rather than appropriating the literal whitest princess in their entire lexicon and lazily recasting it.
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I would be totally fine with a Latina princess, but then they couldn't use the property for market appeal. That's all this is.
 
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Chukzombi said:
I would be totally fine with a Latina princess, but then they couldn't use the property for market appeal. That's all this is.
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Yeah they'd have to actually create something rather than coasting on the coattails of the previous generation's creations (while destroying half of them). And creating is very hard for these types of ideologues as we know
 
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Rajaah said:
Yeah they'd have to actually create something rather than coasting on the coattails of the previous generation's creations (while destroying half of them). And creating is very hard for these types of ideologues as we know
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its ok, these people are on strike now because they want more money. hopefully they get everything they deserve.
 
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Gravel said:
Why is the city controller weighing in here? Bureaucrats are really the fucking worst.
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Same reason the EU periodically investigates/sues American companies like Intel and Boeing for antitrust. Cash shakedown.
 
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Gravel said:
Why is the city controller weighing in here? Bureaucrats are really the fucking worst.
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its stupid, they were already fined. its not like they dumped pig's blood on the strikers too. this is just a show. its fake, just like everything else in California.
 
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jayrebb said:
No wonder they had to cut those Gal Gadot scenes down.
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Test screening feedback...

"Can you cut down Snow White's screen time as it's killing the chub I'm getting from the evil queen."
 
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Chukzombi said:
the rumor mill is saying this movie is being shelved or cancelled along with other remakes. no idea if this is true. it could just be due to the strike. its going to be a trainwreck so i hope it keeps going forward. i wanna see Gal jealous of Rachel Zegler's beauty.
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My bet is on the strike. Hollywood is too balls deep into remakes to stop.
 
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Next they should remake Mulan with an African actress and call her "Disney's first African princess" while changing nothing about the story.

If you're gonna do a "first" of something maybe have that princess actually have something to do with the culture that you're purporting to represent, rather than just a pallette-swap. Is this like the lazy version of wokeness?
 
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