Ukerric
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It's spotted where the uncanny valley is, and tried to do as many laps across it could.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Ukerric
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My guess? They saw how Detective Pikachu was coming out and said "how hard can it be, right?"
Xarpolis
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It would be refreshing to see some Who Framed Roger Rabbit level of animation again, of course with Hollywood expect the opposite we will have a reboot of WFRR with all CGI with Nic Cage as Eddie Valiant.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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My kids loved G-Force, this reminds me of that movie sooooooo much.
My kids are teenagers now so I won’t have to watch this fucking garbage and if it’s on Netflix or Prime they can watch it on their iPads in another room of the house from me. Praise Jupiter.
This looks bad bad, not good bad (troll 2) or bad good (Dreamscape), but bad bad like Smurfs, Garfield, Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Street Fighter, or Fantastic Four 2: The Silver Surfer will never be a cool character outside of comic nerds so get over it. James Masden and Jim Carey is an exponential kiss of death.
This won’t even bomb because bombs at least make an impact of some kind, flop is the best description for this. It will fail unnoticed and uncared about, just like it deserves.
My kids are teenagers now so I won’t have to watch this fucking garbage and if it’s on Netflix or Prime they can watch it on their iPads in another room of the house from me. Praise Jupiter.
This looks bad bad, not good bad (troll 2) or bad good (Dreamscape), but bad bad like Smurfs, Garfield, Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Street Fighter, or Fantastic Four 2: The Silver Surfer will never be a cool character outside of comic nerds so get over it. James Masden and Jim Carey is an exponential kiss of death.
This won’t even bomb because bombs at least make an impact of some kind, flop is the best description for this. It will fail unnoticed and uncared about, just like it deserves.
Chukzombi
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i assume this is made for little babies or something? little babies that grew up on Sonic? right?
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TBT-TheBigToe
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i assume this is made for little babies or something? little babies that grew up on Sonic? right?
They have the same target audience as Pixels did.
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joz123
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TBT-TheBigToe
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I think Jim Carey has been bouncing up and down on rock bottom for awhile, haven’t heard or seen much about his shitty paintings lately... couldn’t have been that no one bought a single one and that the only reason they were getting any attention, along with him, was because he was supporting “The Narrative”... could it????
Dude’s a fucking clown, literally, and will always be a failed comedian.
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Tarrant
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I mean if you consider rock bottom having a net worth of $150 million then sign me up.
Dude is super political now and choose to only do crap that aligns with that. I mean, yeah this will suck, but whatever, good for him.
And while this will suck hard and I won't watch it in theaters, I'll prob watch it at some point.
Dude is super political now and choose to only do crap that aligns with that. I mean, yeah this will suck, but whatever, good for him.
And while this will suck hard and I won't watch it in theaters, I'll prob watch it at some point.
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Tarrant
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Right. My 8 year old think it looks cool so it'll be a father/son movie night for sure at some point.
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