Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)

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TheNozz

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Looks a million times better.

All the people that said that fans were bullying the studio into changing the character design...

No, that was more of an intervention.

You see kids, sometimes when you tell someone they're so fat its affecting their health, they go out and lose weight.
 
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Ravishing

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Wow, looks watchable now. Hopefully they didn't put all the best parts in the trailer.
 

Caliane

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so much better.
They should do this with Rey... and the rest of the entirety of Starwars.
 
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Pemulis

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the turd has been polished to a high sheen. it's still a turd.
 
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Chukzombi

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looks much better, all they need to do now is replace Dr Robotnik. why isnt he fat anyway?
 
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Valderen

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Damn that is an insane improvement. It looks cool. Not seeing it in theater but might be worth a rental down the line now.
 

Hateyou

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Redone official trailer



Im still not interested but at least now if my son wants to watch it will be watchable. Major improvement, that studio should be thanking everyone who ripped them apart.
 

Brahma

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1st thing I noticed was the eyes are MUCH bigger. Shorter legs. They pretty much got it right.

Still won't see it.
 

Randin

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so much better.
They should do this with Rey... and the rest of the entirety of Starwars.
Replace her with Sonic the Hedgehog? I think I'd watch that.

But yeah, this trailer at least looks like something I could watch once and be moderately entertained, and not regret dropping a ticket price on.
 

TheNozz

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diehomer.jpg
 
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Siliconemelons

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is there any 1:1 comparison?

"Lets make a sonic movie"
"okay, we will get on it"
"Here are decades worth of content and character representations to use"
"Here you go!"
"YOU HAD ONE JOB"
 

a_skeleton_05

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All they had to do was do a young audience targeted parody of Fast & Furious and it would probably be a big hit. Nobody gives a fuck about Sonic enough to care about it being based off the story of the games.
 

Cybsled

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is there any 1:1 comparison?

"Lets make a sonic movie"
"okay, we will get on it"
"Here are decades worth of content and character representations to use"
"Here you go!"
"YOU HAD ONE JOB"


Maybe FFXIV? Original team that made it had a decade of MMOs to look at and learn from, decided that FFXI/EQ1 were good enough. Game was a massive disaster with shitty performance, poor gameplay, etc.

Square invested money, got a new team, and relaunch was an amazing MMO (and still is)
 

Fucker

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the turd has been polished to a high sheen. it's still a turd.

Who is even the demographic for this movie? Kids don't play Sonic or even know who he is, and adults who played Sonic when they were younger won't go in for this strange garbage.
 
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Pemulis

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Pretty much the same people who took their kids to that Will Smith Aladdin abortion