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Dalien

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The body count this season is over 15 according to Reddit. That shit would attract the FBI. The only excuse I can think of is that no one is reporting these people missing because they are criminals. Still...yea, it's all taking place (except for the burials) in broad daylight so...
Heh, it's even more ridiculous with tonights episode. Someone tossed a goddamn grenade into an ice cream shop. If someone actually used a grenade in this day and age it would be all over the national media pissing themselves over terrorism. Oh yeah, all the ladies in the brothel got massacred too. FBI busy with other stuff, sry guyz
 

Breakdown

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I watch this for silly fun, so I don't mind the plot holes. But one week for marks to be like if you are lying I'll kill you all...then Lin says the same....

Next week someone tips off Lin and we get a message slaying at the brothel and the weak ass grenades....all of the club should literally already be dead on this,
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I finally caught up with last season and this season. This show has gone full retard. It was always pretty ridiculous(but fun to watch), but between Jax's complete and utter gullibility and his son's terrible acting, I can't stop laughing. Jax is basically going to kill everyone in the entire tri-county area based on Gemma saying she saw some dude by Tara's house.
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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tonights summary: jax is shocked when his plans of revenge against china backfire, resulting in total carnage in his town. unlike every single plan he has ever had.
The funny thing about it is that his plan is actually working perfectly. Everyone is 100% buying all of his lies and deceptions, and the Chinese are just reacting to what he wanted them to believe happened.

also abel's teacher was Courtney Love. yup. Also Marilyn Manson plans the white power prisoner. I'm still holding out for a Bundy Family reunion cameo.
There's a lyric from a 1-hit wonder band called The New Radicals that goes like this.

Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in
Based on this I think that the Hanson brothers are going to be the boss white supremacists playing themselves and Beck will play an FBI agent who shows up at the last episode and goes to the sheriff like "Hey, did you notice that 180 people have been murdered in this small town in the last 2 months?
 

Lanx

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Did they mention who tipped off the asians? most likely of course would be Jury the indian hills pres for samcro killing the two white boys, which seemed like one of them was probably a nephew or some bastard kid.

Also why would the asians take out Diosa, that is Nero's legit business and turf, Also Nero is a super brown OG, why involve other colors! why can't the chinese just take out the Redwoody (the porn studio) they were there at the ep1 party when Gemma took out asian gym bro, so the asians def know where and what the Redwoody is, samcro's legit business.

And why was hooker milf at Diosa anyway, other than to just kill her off so Jax has absolutely no woman in his life other than Gemma, if this goes on Wendy gonna die next, and last is Lyla (since he's probably sworn to protect her cuz of opie, hey guys remember opie?)

Oh well i guess next episode somehow robocop is gonna be involved cuz his main business partner, hooker milf is dead, and probably cop sheriff and chibs gonna hookup for the montage, then the shot up cop wakes up and says SOA did it.
 

Jimbolini

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Generally I know you need to suspend disbelief in regards to this show, but this season seems super lazy.

Just on a basic " WTF are there no news teams or federal surveillance when main street gets bombed and police members are dead?"

None of this would be wall to wall coverage I assume?

More than a few rushed romances then deaths to non characters as well.....
 

BrutulTM

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I looked up a list of 40 of the most famous shootouts in US History on Wikipedia:Shootout - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There have probably been 20 shootouts on this TV series that would have made that list if SoA were real and the death toll would have been higher than most of the ones on the list.
 

KCXIV

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Generally I know you need to suspend disbelief in regards to this show, but this season seems super lazy.

Just on a basic " WTF are there no news teams or federal surveillance when main street gets bombed and police members are dead?"

None of this would be wall to wall coverage I assume?

More than a few rushed romances then deaths to non characters as well.....
I dont know if you ever been to Central California. I live in the San Joaquin Valley and some towns they have NOTHING out there just houses and a few markets a gas station. There is no big time police stations. ITs why early in the seasons they let it be known that it was Sheriffs running the show not PD. I live in a little bigger town then what they are putting out on the show, but there are plenty of really small places where i live where there isnt much to the towns.
 

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I looked up a list of 40 of the most famous shootouts in US History on Wikipedia:Shootout - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There have probably been 20 shootouts on this TV series that would have made that list if SoA were real and the death toll would have been higher than most of the ones on the list.
To be fair to the show, they try to play off most of these shootings being "covered up"

Still the FBI would be all over 100 missing people reports.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Talk about a body count this last episode. They are really wanting to write severance checks early before episode shooting wraps up ...
 

bytes

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There's just no way Tig is going to make it, guess that's why we got that little odd love story in the last episode. And I wonder how many episodes there are left, when the nazis come knocking on the clubs door aswell (and someone is bound to tip off the black guys) I don't see them surviving for much longer.

Can't wait for Juice to shoot Gemma though, that's going to be the highlight of the season.
 

Drakurii

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To be fair to the show, they try to play off most of these shootings being "covered up"

Still the FBI would be all over 100 missing people reports.
The FBI doesn't give a shit about a bunch of gang members offing each other, go look at how many gang related murders there are nationally or just look up gang related deaths in Chicago and L.A. which those 2 cities are the highest each year. Now two sheriffs getting blown away yeah that might attract attention from the feds.
 

Lanx

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also the use of a military grade weapon in an ice cream parlor, that always seems to have no business and the deaths of all of the legit city hookers, probably.
 

Leviothan

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This show has gotten so lazy. Originally, I wanted to see Jax evolve as a character properly. But instead, he became worse than Clay and no one is going up to him and being like "Yo, dawg. Chill the fuck out". Everyone is down with this path that will lead to the ultimate annihilation of the club. Jax went from being someone who ridiculed Clay for all the shit he had done and instead became 100x worse than Clay. I saw Clay as a devil. Playing a game and making deals with people to ultimately get what he wants. Jax... Jax is just dumb monster.
 

a_skeleton_03

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This show has gotten so lazy. Originally, I wanted to see Jax evolve as a character properly. But instead, he became worse than Clay and no one is going up to him and being like "Yo, dawg. Chill the fuck out". Everyone is down with this path that will lead to the ultimate annihilation of the club. Jax went from being someone who ridiculed Clay for all the shit he had done and instead became 100x worse than Clay. I saw Clay as a devil. Playing a game and making deals with people to ultimately get what he wants. Jax... Jax is just dumb monster.
Wife died bro, nothing matters bro. <Hug with some back pounding on the cut> I love you brother.
 

Bondurant

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Watching the show because of the lulz. It's funny to see most actors didn't try anymore, they're just acting like they're in some japanese ad, being there on the set and acting like they read the script off camera, not giving a single fuck about anything. That Juice actor is trying so hard having feels on his face it's like he's trying to take a shit after thanksgiving.