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Sceleris_sl

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The shit with Jury this recent eps doesn't even make sense. (Indian Hills Charter President) Jax pretty much executes another Pres, and no one bats an eye.
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Clay Morrow killed 1 or 2SoA presidents depending on if he actually had Teller killed. And Clay put the hit on Opie, and killed Opie's dad. Jax has killed one SoA member, he does it himself.

I really hope Chibs just goes"aaaah fuck you Jackie Boy" and kills Jax himself right after Jax kills Gemma, then disbands SoA and pimps off to Ireland.Juice will survive everything, Bobby inherits redwoody but smothers himself in some pornstar tits and dies while love me tender plays in the background. and Nero takes Wendy, Abel and Thomas to the farm where Abel will grow up to become A serial killer.
 
Soygen

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Sceleris_sl said:
Clay Morrow killed 1 or 2SoA presidents depending on if he actually had Teller killed. And Clay put the hit on Opie, and killed Opie's dad. Jax has killed one SoA member, he does it himself.

I really hope Chibs just goes"aaaah fuck you Jackie Boy" and kills Jax himself right after Jax kills Gemma, then disbands SoA and pimps off to Ireland.Juice will survive everything, Bobby inherits redwoody but smothers himself in some pornstar tits and dies while love me tender plays in the background. and Nero takes Wendy, Abel and Thomas to the farm where Abel will grow up to become A serial killer.
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You put probably three to four more times the thought into that ending than the writers did.
 
Soygen

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No, the retard son starts the Sons back up after Chibs dismantles them. New series. The Potatoes of Anarchy.
 
Lanx

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The writers might actually be scanning forums for plot ideas, we should stop giving it to them, cuz that's how this season feels like anyway, a google search.
 
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Dudebro_sl

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What in the fuck. Tonight's episode is showing 2 hours and 15 minutes. I wanna see the end of this series but these run times are fucking lame. How many fucking musical montages will we have to sit through in an episode this long.
 
Jimbolini

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This always bothered me (Nitpicking)

Hey, we are bad ass bikers and our prisoner just ran off in a truck and we need to chase him....

Let's all pause and put on our helmets....
 
Hex

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Two fuckin' hours and fifteen minutes? I want to see how this ends because at this point i'm pretty much balls deep in this dumpster fire of a show but god damn. Going to take one hell of a bowl to make this tolerable.
 
Dalien

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It's not 2 hours and 15 minutes, that is the show plus their "meh" interview show after. The actual episode is around 61 minutes, or likely 1h45m in TV time. To compare, last weeks episode was "90 minutes" but it was 55 minutes show and 35m commercials.

Anyways, poor Bobby? Finding it hard to care that much. At this point I'm hoping that Abel goes full Dexter and the season ends with Abel sticking a cooking fork in Gemmas head.
 
Lanx

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Wow, watching 7 seasons of SOA and i gave zero shits about Bobby dying. Literally zero shits and just waiting for him to be killed. I'm really not understanding this Sheriff + Chibs angle? Are they trying to appeal to the wife audience?

Oh yea, lets have 2 middle aged women punch each other and then to vent her fustration, lets have the head of police take Chibs in the parking lot! i mean wtf, this is like 50 shades of gray shit.

Hopefully Abel_downs does something right this season and takes a Tek9 and shoots up the cabin.
 
BrutulTM

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I am outraged by the lack of a musical montage in this episode. I think this is the first time this season.

Shooting Bobby made no sense whatsoever, but I also did not care. Did anyone else watch the after show? It was the most awkward thing I have ever seen. The actor that played Bobby was either drunk or just plain retarded and the host had no fucking clue what to do with him. I think your average 5th grade class could put together a better live interview than those two did.

Abel witnesses Gemma confessing to someone that is either dead or doesn't speak English for the second time in 3 episodes was pretty funny.
 
Lanx

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omg, he couldn't even walk and grab a cookie properly, and no can't watch those aftershows, too much pandering.
 
Hex

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Honestly hoping Jax either kills Gemma then himself to put an end to the fucked up cycle of bullshit his family has perpetuated or just drives a car over a cliff with him and Gemma in it. If those two don't die in some way at each others hand then fuck this show :| Maybe throw the emotionless wonder child in the car with them as well, pretty sure he's too far gone.

I think the only two shows I've ever rooted for a kid to die have been SoA and Walking Dead, twice actually in the Walking Dead..
 
Goatface

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didn't watch previews, but was looking at guide info for next week
"Love is in the air for SAMCRO.'
 
Jimbolini

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I would compare this to the decline of "Heroes" or "Prison Break" (From a solid season one to the end) but with a slower sloppy writing factor. (Few years to get completely silly, as opposed to the next year)
 
spronk

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this season reminds me of arrested development season 4
cuz the sheriff is retarded but plays it straight
 
dizzie

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The writing for this last season has been utterly dire, feels like Stutter couldn't give a shit.

Was a shame about Bobby, I was hoping they would have kept the posting part of him to the club story arc a regular feature until the very end of the season. (By episode 12 all of Bobby that remains is a torso and head saying "Fuck you I ain't giving you shit" and the black guy replying "You're a good soldier Bobby - I like you, now use this pen in your mouth to show us where it is on this map").

The whole Jarry and Chibs scene and Preachers wife stating "I can sense you are a decent man" to Jax....Seriously?
 
spronk

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oops i meant season 3 then i thought the latest was 5. the one where charlize theron played the hottest tard on the planet

nero is the only thing worth watching this show, i thought he was gonna die this episode. his background "da fuq" moments are awesome

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