Yesterday
Okay, about 3 ½ years ago, I met this girl online (I was single then). Let's call her Doris. Her nickname online was Mermaid, roughly translated from Slovenian, even though she didn't live near the coast. We've chatted for a bit and she said she doesn't feel comfortable with giving me her contact. Fine.
Fast forwards 6 months (3 years ago, I'm still single), we again meet in the same chatroom and we chat, for hours and hours and we transfer the chat from that chatroom to Skype. I find out she has a boyfriend and so on, but gradually as we talk, I find out she likes to have sex but doesn't mind cheating on her boyfriend. Personally, I'm affronted that she'd cheat on her boyfriend but as it later turned out, he was doing the same. Only difference was, he was in love with the other girl, while she was only trying to find the one guy that would take her to the end – give her an orgasm. Yes, this 21 year woman (still 3 years ago), has never had an orgasm. She later ditched him.
We stayed in contact even though we never quite took it to another level (where I'd entice her to want to fuck with me). She was working in some phramaceutical company in charge of all the glass utensils (a glorified dishwasher), but was studying to be a nurse. Her biggest desire is to be able to go into being a midwife or however the name of people who deliver babies is. About 2 years ago I met my current girlfriend and we hooked up and »Doris« connected quite well with her, they even chatted online sometimes, even though my girlfriend shows clear signs of instant gratification generation and Doris doesn't.
Another fast forward to Tuesday, the day before yesterday. Doris gets a response from sending out job applications. One is from our University Clinical Center for a staff position in the head trauma section and another from a company that specializes in patient transporation between destinations, but handles non-urgent cases only. I.e. your grandmother needs to get checked out, they call the doctor and the medical service subsidises this company to do the job. Simple. The position is accompanying nurse on these rides.
She lives in quite a remote area about 200km away from the capitol and both positions are in the capitol. She finishes the phone call at 16:45. At 17:02, I get a message on facebook that she'll be in Ljubljana on Wednesday and Friday and if she can't get a place to stay, if she could crash with me. I said sure, thinking me & my girlfriend were her last pick, a sort of safety net. Turns out, we were the first, the safety net was going to sleep in a youth hostel.
For someone I've only seen pictures of on Facebook and skype, including some covered boobshots, I had an impression she isn't this tiny slip of a girl that turned out in the city yesterday. She went to the first interview, finished it quite well and is probably expecting employment offer when they call her on Friday. She and another friend of mine came to a bar close to my workplace and we went for a drink, then I took her »home«.
»Home«, because for the past two months, my gf and myself have been living at her place about 25km out of Ljubljana. Not at my apartment that Doris saw pictures of. I told her that the day before, warned her that it's like a total mess and she'll have to be careful she doesn't trip over something because the place is a mess. She didn't mind, said she visited a friend who is 40 and single (a guy) and said nothing could be as bad as that.
Drive home was uneventful, we caught up a bit on things since due to my arduous work, we don't get to chat as often as we did. I drive home, pick up my girlfriend and we go to a bar together. It's 17:30. The person who has the bar leased and was at the time working, is my gf's childhood friend. Sister of her best friend in their home town. Cute, sexy, I'd fuck her if i had the chance, has a boyfriend and they're fixing up a place together. Anyhow, we get there and there's about 6 people sitting outside, smoking and drinking beer. My gf smokes, so does Doris. We sit down outside knowing full well it'll be kinda sketchy since it was about 3degrees celcius outside atm. But the smokers soldier on. I just put on some more clothes and ordered some hot tea with honey. I don't drink alcohol. Doris connects with people there like instantly. She's a girl from a distant part of Slovenia which uses an entirely different dialect, bordering on Croatian and Hungarian, and the place we were in, uses one as well. There's this and that, smoking, drinking coffe that they both ordered and chatting away. Doris pulls out a big mac menu that we got on the way down and eats the burger.
Then, being cold, to warm up a bit my gf and Doris order a drink. Borovnicke is Slovenian expression and you're ussually served 0.3 dcl of it in a glass. Borovnicke is basically blueberries mixed with sugar, vanilla sugar, red wine and spirits. The barkeep, owner, later brings out a whole round of those for everyone in the bar as a toast for her last birthday, which was 2 weeks ago. Some of those guys who were earlier drinking beer, I'd call them »old farts / local drunks«, people between 50 and 60 years of age who spend most of their salary or pension in bars drinking. 1 portion of Borovnicke is 1,4€. Tossing aside a small saga how all of those men hit on Doris rather directly, noticed by one of the other locals he calls it »second puberty«. I correct him with »third puberty« and he agrees.
16 rounds of those later (9-10 per round, number of people minus me), the only remaining people in the bar are myself, my gf, Doris, the owner and some old guy who quite inappropriatly tries to grope both the barkeep and Doris. Neither allow it, Doris also saying she has a boyfriend, but him being drunk as he is, he keeps going and the only thing stopping him is my large girlfriend making a wall in between.
Another 3 rounds go by and Doris goes to the bathroom, isn't out for like 10 minutes and after a polite inquiry (I diplomatically sent my gf) i find out she practically heaved/blew chunks out into the toilet. What a waste. Before, while pouring the drinks they were arguing that someone spilled some of the drink and nobody lapped it up, now she threw the entire evening proceed into the toilet. She gathers her things and wants to go sleep in the car. I put her in the back, turn on the ignition and heat up the car a bit (it was below zero at that point). She's out in a snap.
I go back into the bar and my gf asks me to stay at the bar with the owner and the older guy since her friend (the owner) said it in no louds words »don't leave me alone with this guy«, rape culture and all that. So I stay and we're there till closing time. The older guy leaves, his home like 20 steps away from the bar, the owner is drunk. She closes up, does the end tally and all, locks up the place and refuses for us to take her home. She insists on driving.
First dillema of the evening.
Some people might go »Why first? First should be when the old guy is groping her, do you step in or not«. Naw. She wasn't plastered to the floor. She refused him touching her private parts/boobs. Back to my dillema. The owner is my gf's best friend's sister. The two of them are basically on best friend basis and she wants to drive home alone while drunk. Personally, I'm openly conflicted to allowing that because reasons. Cops stop her and she loses her licence and can close up shop, can't serve alcohol etc. Or she crashes her new 8k€ car she bought 2 months prior into someplace. She still loses her licence but maybe gets seriously injured in the process. Two unthinkable options but she insists she's driving home. Actually, not home. She was going to drive to her boyfriends house, who didn't know she was getting drunk all evening. She's 29, her own boss and won't allow anyone to boss her around so she sits in the car. I give up, get my gf in the car and turn it on, turn up the heating. Doris is still asleep in the back. I exit, noticing she's not using a seatbelt and promptly wake her up and strap her in. She really is rather tiny. I mean, compared to me. Before pulling out of the driveway of the bar, I stop in front of the owners bar so her headlights are facing my window. I pull down the window and wait, she's reading something on her phone. Takes 5 minutes before she notices me tapping my fingers on the window. I tell her she had better come home safely or there'll be hell to pay. I drive off towards home.
2/3 of the way home, Doris wakes up and asks if I can open the window. I do about 10cm, thinking she just needs some air. She asks if I can open it more and next thing I hear, she's heaving her guts out (again) out the window while I'm driving. I stop by the side of the road at the first possible moment and turn on the thingies, get some moist napkins from the back and give them for her to wipe herself. I asses the damage. There's some puke bits on the window sill and few fragments on the inside but she cleans them quite thoroughly herself, the outside is a mess. There's a puke trail from the bend to where we stopped. I wipe it all as best as I can from my car and take all the dirty napkins into a nearby garbage can. I drive home uneventfully, a minute. I get them both out of the car, my gf helps her into the bedroom and Doris sees my gf's bed, wants to plop down, but gf stops her and leads her 5 steps to my bed and seeing that, she takes off her topcoat and just falls into bed like a tree. Timber. Finds a blanket and is asleep instantenously. I go back to the car, empty it out of groceries, take a LED lamp and check out the car. Cleaned some leftover puke from the inside and outside, then I park and go inside. I make a fire in the furnace (our heating and warm watter are furnace heated) and put my gf to bed. I check up on Doris and..
Okay, about 3 ½ years ago, I met this girl online (I was single then). Let's call her Doris. Her nickname online was Mermaid, roughly translated from Slovenian, even though she didn't live near the coast. We've chatted for a bit and she said she doesn't feel comfortable with giving me her contact. Fine.
Fast forwards 6 months (3 years ago, I'm still single), we again meet in the same chatroom and we chat, for hours and hours and we transfer the chat from that chatroom to Skype. I find out she has a boyfriend and so on, but gradually as we talk, I find out she likes to have sex but doesn't mind cheating on her boyfriend. Personally, I'm affronted that she'd cheat on her boyfriend but as it later turned out, he was doing the same. Only difference was, he was in love with the other girl, while she was only trying to find the one guy that would take her to the end – give her an orgasm. Yes, this 21 year woman (still 3 years ago), has never had an orgasm. She later ditched him.
We stayed in contact even though we never quite took it to another level (where I'd entice her to want to fuck with me). She was working in some phramaceutical company in charge of all the glass utensils (a glorified dishwasher), but was studying to be a nurse. Her biggest desire is to be able to go into being a midwife or however the name of people who deliver babies is. About 2 years ago I met my current girlfriend and we hooked up and »Doris« connected quite well with her, they even chatted online sometimes, even though my girlfriend shows clear signs of instant gratification generation and Doris doesn't.
Another fast forward to Tuesday, the day before yesterday. Doris gets a response from sending out job applications. One is from our University Clinical Center for a staff position in the head trauma section and another from a company that specializes in patient transporation between destinations, but handles non-urgent cases only. I.e. your grandmother needs to get checked out, they call the doctor and the medical service subsidises this company to do the job. Simple. The position is accompanying nurse on these rides.
She lives in quite a remote area about 200km away from the capitol and both positions are in the capitol. She finishes the phone call at 16:45. At 17:02, I get a message on facebook that she'll be in Ljubljana on Wednesday and Friday and if she can't get a place to stay, if she could crash with me. I said sure, thinking me & my girlfriend were her last pick, a sort of safety net. Turns out, we were the first, the safety net was going to sleep in a youth hostel.
For someone I've only seen pictures of on Facebook and skype, including some covered boobshots, I had an impression she isn't this tiny slip of a girl that turned out in the city yesterday. She went to the first interview, finished it quite well and is probably expecting employment offer when they call her on Friday. She and another friend of mine came to a bar close to my workplace and we went for a drink, then I took her »home«.
»Home«, because for the past two months, my gf and myself have been living at her place about 25km out of Ljubljana. Not at my apartment that Doris saw pictures of. I told her that the day before, warned her that it's like a total mess and she'll have to be careful she doesn't trip over something because the place is a mess. She didn't mind, said she visited a friend who is 40 and single (a guy) and said nothing could be as bad as that.
Drive home was uneventful, we caught up a bit on things since due to my arduous work, we don't get to chat as often as we did. I drive home, pick up my girlfriend and we go to a bar together. It's 17:30. The person who has the bar leased and was at the time working, is my gf's childhood friend. Sister of her best friend in their home town. Cute, sexy, I'd fuck her if i had the chance, has a boyfriend and they're fixing up a place together. Anyhow, we get there and there's about 6 people sitting outside, smoking and drinking beer. My gf smokes, so does Doris. We sit down outside knowing full well it'll be kinda sketchy since it was about 3degrees celcius outside atm. But the smokers soldier on. I just put on some more clothes and ordered some hot tea with honey. I don't drink alcohol. Doris connects with people there like instantly. She's a girl from a distant part of Slovenia which uses an entirely different dialect, bordering on Croatian and Hungarian, and the place we were in, uses one as well. There's this and that, smoking, drinking coffe that they both ordered and chatting away. Doris pulls out a big mac menu that we got on the way down and eats the burger.
Then, being cold, to warm up a bit my gf and Doris order a drink. Borovnicke is Slovenian expression and you're ussually served 0.3 dcl of it in a glass. Borovnicke is basically blueberries mixed with sugar, vanilla sugar, red wine and spirits. The barkeep, owner, later brings out a whole round of those for everyone in the bar as a toast for her last birthday, which was 2 weeks ago. Some of those guys who were earlier drinking beer, I'd call them »old farts / local drunks«, people between 50 and 60 years of age who spend most of their salary or pension in bars drinking. 1 portion of Borovnicke is 1,4€. Tossing aside a small saga how all of those men hit on Doris rather directly, noticed by one of the other locals he calls it »second puberty«. I correct him with »third puberty« and he agrees.
16 rounds of those later (9-10 per round, number of people minus me), the only remaining people in the bar are myself, my gf, Doris, the owner and some old guy who quite inappropriatly tries to grope both the barkeep and Doris. Neither allow it, Doris also saying she has a boyfriend, but him being drunk as he is, he keeps going and the only thing stopping him is my large girlfriend making a wall in between.
Another 3 rounds go by and Doris goes to the bathroom, isn't out for like 10 minutes and after a polite inquiry (I diplomatically sent my gf) i find out she practically heaved/blew chunks out into the toilet. What a waste. Before, while pouring the drinks they were arguing that someone spilled some of the drink and nobody lapped it up, now she threw the entire evening proceed into the toilet. She gathers her things and wants to go sleep in the car. I put her in the back, turn on the ignition and heat up the car a bit (it was below zero at that point). She's out in a snap.
I go back into the bar and my gf asks me to stay at the bar with the owner and the older guy since her friend (the owner) said it in no louds words »don't leave me alone with this guy«, rape culture and all that. So I stay and we're there till closing time. The older guy leaves, his home like 20 steps away from the bar, the owner is drunk. She closes up, does the end tally and all, locks up the place and refuses for us to take her home. She insists on driving.
First dillema of the evening.
Some people might go »Why first? First should be when the old guy is groping her, do you step in or not«. Naw. She wasn't plastered to the floor. She refused him touching her private parts/boobs. Back to my dillema. The owner is my gf's best friend's sister. The two of them are basically on best friend basis and she wants to drive home alone while drunk. Personally, I'm openly conflicted to allowing that because reasons. Cops stop her and she loses her licence and can close up shop, can't serve alcohol etc. Or she crashes her new 8k€ car she bought 2 months prior into someplace. She still loses her licence but maybe gets seriously injured in the process. Two unthinkable options but she insists she's driving home. Actually, not home. She was going to drive to her boyfriends house, who didn't know she was getting drunk all evening. She's 29, her own boss and won't allow anyone to boss her around so she sits in the car. I give up, get my gf in the car and turn it on, turn up the heating. Doris is still asleep in the back. I exit, noticing she's not using a seatbelt and promptly wake her up and strap her in. She really is rather tiny. I mean, compared to me. Before pulling out of the driveway of the bar, I stop in front of the owners bar so her headlights are facing my window. I pull down the window and wait, she's reading something on her phone. Takes 5 minutes before she notices me tapping my fingers on the window. I tell her she had better come home safely or there'll be hell to pay. I drive off towards home.
2/3 of the way home, Doris wakes up and asks if I can open the window. I do about 10cm, thinking she just needs some air. She asks if I can open it more and next thing I hear, she's heaving her guts out (again) out the window while I'm driving. I stop by the side of the road at the first possible moment and turn on the thingies, get some moist napkins from the back and give them for her to wipe herself. I asses the damage. There's some puke bits on the window sill and few fragments on the inside but she cleans them quite thoroughly herself, the outside is a mess. There's a puke trail from the bend to where we stopped. I wipe it all as best as I can from my car and take all the dirty napkins into a nearby garbage can. I drive home uneventfully, a minute. I get them both out of the car, my gf helps her into the bedroom and Doris sees my gf's bed, wants to plop down, but gf stops her and leads her 5 steps to my bed and seeing that, she takes off her topcoat and just falls into bed like a tree. Timber. Finds a blanket and is asleep instantenously. I go back to the car, empty it out of groceries, take a LED lamp and check out the car. Cleaned some leftover puke from the inside and outside, then I park and go inside. I make a fire in the furnace (our heating and warm watter are furnace heated) and put my gf to bed. I check up on Doris and..
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