South Park
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Lanx
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i've had this one in the guest bathroom for years (the one i use, i just let my wife use the master)
it's only a single nozzle so it you cant wash the vag when the woman is on the rag (you can buy the dual if you want), it's also thin, like 2mm thin, so you don't have to do any adjustments.
like my other bidet does the vag wash and has temp control (it t's off into the hot water faucet) and thats a thicker shell so you have to add some "bumpers" to the seat to account for the increased height
it should really take you, no joke 5minutes to install, since all you do is add a t to the toilet line. just need a bucket, a screw driver (to unhookk the seat),plumbers wrench to loosen the connection.
i mean i thought everyone would have gotten bidets since covid
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Rajaah
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Was watching this new season and realized I completely missed the previous season. I didn't even know there WAS one last year. It's a half-length season (6 episodes) but still this is a nice surprise to stumble upon. Last thing I saw was Pandemic Special.
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Xarpolis
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So I'm using my wife and kids being in Japan as an excuse to do all the shit I've been putting off. Finally getting around to watching last season of South Park. The Airsoft episode was glorious. Help, My Teenager Hates Me. If you haven't seen it yet, I suggest you do.
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BrutulTM
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Does it actually work to take it off the hot water from the faucet? Seems like you would be done washing before you actually got any hot water unless you ran some hot water at the sink first or something.
Lanx
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true that would normally be an issue, i have a hot water recirculator installed so it's not an issue here, in my old home w/o the recirculator it did take 20-30s or so of mixing b/4 the water got warmer.
this is also why the fully electric is a good bet too, like instant water heater
Xarpolis
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It doesn't work that way. There are 2 styles of bidet seats. The cheap one has a small heated water tank that's built into the rear of the seat, making it larger. The more expensive kind has a normal sized seat that uses tankless water heater technology to heat instantly.
As a side note, my wife and kids are in Japan right now so I told her about the episode.
Juvarisx
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I wonder what intern had to scour the indie music scene on youtube to find the gem of a song from the episode
I cant imagine how funny it must have been writing the episode around the "oooya"'s in the song lol
Here is the actual toilet from the episode NEOREST® NX1 Dual Flush Toilet - 1.0 GPF & 0.8 GPF - TotoUSA.com
$12,000. I Will admit I'd like to see what all the fuss is about
I cant imagine how funny it must have been writing the episode around the "oooya"'s in the song lol
Here is the actual toilet from the episode NEOREST® NX1 Dual Flush Toilet - 1.0 GPF & 0.8 GPF - TotoUSA.com
$12,000. I Will admit I'd like to see what all the fuss is about
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Xarpolis
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I've used that before. Back when I worked at "The Bathroom Store", they had one set up in our stores one restroom. It was "nice", but not amazing. To be honest, I used the bidet feature, but the air dryer isn't good enough. You spray, then have to sit on it for like.... 3-5 more minutes as this gentle breeze blows over your ass. If it had the power of one of those Dyson hand dryers, it would be done in a jiff. And shake the piss off your dick at the same time.
My own personal choice for a great toilet would be another Toto, but not a Neorest. They're way too expensive. And the strange thing about a neorest is how it lights up inside of the bowl so much. It's like sitting on a light bulb. Anyway, my choice would be either the Ultramax II +, or the Carlyle II +. The + means that it has a hole included to fish the hose for a washlet seat through it, so it doesn't look like an after thought where you can clearly see the hose running from the back of the tank to the washlet. And I'd choose the S500E washlet, not the higher end S550E. The only difference on that one is it automatically raises and lowers the seat. I'm fine using my hand for that.
Damn, I know way too much about these toilets. And yeah, Home Depot began selling the cheaper versions of Toto (the ones I mentioned) a few years ago, so it would be a much more cost effective route to take, instead of using some high end toilet store like I used to work at.
My own personal choice for a great toilet would be another Toto, but not a Neorest. They're way too expensive. And the strange thing about a neorest is how it lights up inside of the bowl so much. It's like sitting on a light bulb. Anyway, my choice would be either the Ultramax II +, or the Carlyle II +. The + means that it has a hole included to fish the hose for a washlet seat through it, so it doesn't look like an after thought where you can clearly see the hose running from the back of the tank to the washlet. And I'd choose the S500E washlet, not the higher end S550E. The only difference on that one is it automatically raises and lowers the seat. I'm fine using my hand for that.
Damn, I know way too much about these toilets. And yeah, Home Depot began selling the cheaper versions of Toto (the ones I mentioned) a few years ago, so it would be a much more cost effective route to take, instead of using some high end toilet store like I used to work at.
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Kiki
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I mean I guess you could run the faucet first but there still is water in the line to the bidet. Seems like too much work. Just plug it into the wall and let it heat itself. The ones with the tank will run out after a couple times in a row.
My question is with the ones with enema settings. I don't think tap water is the best for that kind of thing? (google says it's the nozzle, get stainless steel and clean that shit).
