Spend an hour with anyone - who?

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George Washington. I can't wait until we get to the part about freedoms and rights and trannies. I would spend the last 5 minutes with Dr. Emmett Brown though so we can ensure George gets sent back in time to adjust that constitution to include right to own artillery and machine guns without restrictions and to include that there is only 2 genders and to leave that cherry tree alone.

Also Jesus by all accounts lived and was a real person so fuck your restrictions.
 
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Borzak

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Brad2770 said:
They are only there an hour. If you want to use that time to Rape, then Rape away.

Shaun Morgan (lead singer to Seether). I can really relate to a lot of their songs. I would like to find out if it was real pain from his failed relationships and the loss of his brother that led to the lyrics or if they were just empty words.
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Bubbles

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OhSeven said:
I'd like to have a riveting "conversation" with Stacey Dash, preferably from clueless, but better believe I'd do it right now.

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Stacey is a rookie. I'd rather spend some time with Tila Tequila
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Jait

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Saul of Tarsus. After I curbstomp him I bet Jesus will get a few kicks in too
 
Himeo

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I'd talk to the younger version of myself, preferably around 18 years old.

I'd bring all the best trading information, sports bets, lotto numbers, etc.

If I could only whisper one word, it would be "Bitcoin."
 
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Zapatta

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I would have to go with the best of our era, the paragons who walked the earth in my lifetime, men who others naturally followed because of their super human abilities and achievements .

Woolygimp Woolygimp or @Mippo.
 
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Hosix

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Trump.

Michael Jordan...to see if I can get him to admit his 1 year in baseball was really a suspension from the NBA. Also ask if his gambling had anything to do with his fathers death.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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dizzie said:
If you could spend an hour with anyone in all in history, who would it be? No fictional shit like Jeezus or Khaleesi from GOT. Person has to have lived and be historical/alive in some meaningful way.

Oh and you can drink or take drugs for that hour!
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I don't know how nobody has said this yet, but i'm going to go with your mom.
 
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Tim

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Charles Martel. Just hang out and watch some recent youtube videos from the old continent and pick his brain.
 
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Jozu

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Gengis Khan, easy.

Either that or Benjamin Franklin.
 
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Ukerric

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Jozu said:
Gengis Khan, easy.
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Give him a handful of health suggestion so that he can live longer; give him advice on how to handle succession better; tell him not to stop until he reaches the Altlantic... and don't bother building boats, just go around from Siberia.

The World Mongol Empire would be a sight to behold.
 
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