Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

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Hyped as fuck for this, the ironman/spiderman dynamic from previous films will be hugely missed though :(
 
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What dynamic? Ah, you mean this: Yes, Mr. Stark. I'm sorry Mr. Stark. Yes sir, Mr.Stark. Can I, Mr. Stark? I'm sorry, Mr. Stark.
Hopefully, with Mr.Center of the Universe out of the way, Spidey will be less whiny.
 
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Merrith

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amigo said:
What dynamic? Ah, you mean this: Yes, Mr. Stark. I'm sorry Mr. Stark. Yes sir, Mr.Stark. Can I, Mr. Stark? I'm sorry, Mr. Stark.
Hopefully, with Mr.Center of the Universe out of the way, Spidey will be less whiny.
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You forgot Tony hitting on Aunt May.
 
Asmadai

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No legit leaks out there yet? I've heard some straight up WILD fucking theories about what goes down this in movie. Ready to find out whats real and what isn't.
 
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JK Simmons reprises his role as Jameson at the end, and Fury/Hill are not the Chameleon like people suspected, their Skrulls, specifically Talos and daughter? from Capt Marvel so they can go on vacation
 
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Inque said:
JK Simmons reprises his role as Jameson at the end, and Fury/Hill are not the Chameleon like people suspected, their Skrulls, specifically Talos and daughter? from Capt Marvel so they can go on vacation
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Chukzombi

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Inque said:
JK Simmons reprises his role as Jameson at the end, and Fury/Hill are not the Chameleon like people suspected, their Skrulls, specifically Talos and daughter? from Capt Marvel so they can go on vacation
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lol wut? is that serious?
 
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Asmadai

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Hahaha yeah that's one of the theories I heard too, others involve:
End credit scene with ass-kicked Mysterio meeting in a room talking about getting beat by Spider-man, and the room also contains Scorpion, Electro, Vulture, and someone who may/maynot be Norman Osborne. Camera then zooms out to show former Avengers tower in NY now has Oscorp logo.

And some wild ass theory that has Dr. Strange showing up to help Peter fight Mysterio, and then at some point Peter gets thrown into a portal at the end of the movie and wakes up on another planet with multiple moons? Far From Home indeed.

I have to say though, JK Simmons reprising his role as J. Jonah Jameson might be the most baller rumor of them all.
 
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Hahaha yeah that's one of the theories I heard too, others involve:
End credit scene with ass-kicked Mysterio meeting in a room talking about getting beat by Spider-man, and the room also contains Scorpion, Electro, Vulture, and someone who may/maynot be Norman Osborne. Camera then zooms out to show former Avengers tower in NY now has Oscorp logo.

And some wild ass theory that has Dr. Strange showing up to help Peter fight Mysterio, and then at some point Peter gets thrown into a portal at the end of the movie and wakes up on another planet with multiple moons? Far From Home indeed.

I have to say though, JK Simmons reprising his role as J. Jonah Jameson might be the most baller rumor of them all.
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That's actually believable. At least the first part. Given the end of the first movie.
 
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Asmadai said:
Hahaha yeah that's one of the theories I heard too, others involve:
End credit scene with ass-kicked Mysterio meeting in a room talking about getting beat by Spider-man, and the room also contains Scorpion, Electro, Vulture, and someone who may/maynot be Norman Osborne. Camera then zooms out to show former Avengers tower in NY now has Oscorp logo.

And some wild ass theory that has Dr. Strange showing up to help Peter fight Mysterio, and then at some point Peter gets thrown into a portal at the end of the movie and wakes up on another planet with multiple moons? Far From Home indeed.

I have to say though, JK Simmons reprising his role as J. Jonah Jameson might be the most baller rumor of them all.
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All those are believable, really. Hell, the second part is the start of Secret Wars if I recall...(Spoiler)

The world Peter would land on is Battle World, where they gather heroes to battle. Dr Strange is helping because the enemies are more his school, but he needs spider man as "muscle". Strange/Spider man team ups were always my favorite comics and secret wars was probably one of my favorite stories--really hope that's a thing, but I doubt it, secret wars is a massive story more akin to Infinity Gauntlet, but they might just be using elements of it like Planet Hulk or Civil War.
 
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Not reading spoilers but is MJ still a mud person?
 
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Just popped up in the usual places...
:( What a bunch of awkward tryhard teenage garbage. Almost a 1.5h slog to get to some decent Spiderman action. I'd even say it's more about Trashcanman (yeah, I hate that fucker's personality) worship than about Spiderman. Raimi's >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest.
 
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amigo said:
Just popped up in the usual places...
:( What a bunch of awkward tryhard teenage garbage. Almost a 1.5h slog to get to some decent Spiderman action. I'd even say it's more about Trashcanman (yeah, I hate that fucker's personality) worship than about Spiderman. Raimi's >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest.
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Yikes!! This isn't good to hear!
 
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amigo said:
Just popped up in the usual places...
:( What a bunch of awkward tryhard teenage garbage. Almost a 1.5h slog to get to some decent Spiderman action. I'd even say it's more about Trashcanman (yeah, I hate that fucker's personality) worship than about Spiderman. Raimi's >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest.
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its a turrible quality cam copy. too bright and you cant hear the dialogue.
 
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