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Gavinmad

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Good matches but very predictable outcomes, I would have been perfect if I'd put a little more thought into the Lashley vs McIntyre match. As stupid as breaking up the Hurt Business was, they wouldn't have done it if Lashley was gonna drop the title tonight.
 

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Gunnar Durden
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Tamina has a job for life to keep a dead murderer quiet about the murder he committed?

it kept Snuka quiet. Now it keeps her quiet.
Vince and Snuka were both in on it and he keeps her around so she doesn’t write a tell all or do a 60 minutes about it.

more she gives amazing head.
 

Gavinmad

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it kept Snuka quiet. Now it keeps her quiet.
Vince and Snuka were both in on it and he keeps her around so she doesn’t write a tell all or do a 60 minutes about it.

more she gives amazing head.
Plenty of legacy wrestlers who only get into/stay in WWE because of who their father or uncle was, but somehow Tamina's career is specifically to cover up Vince's supposed connection to a domestic violence incident between Jimmy and Nancy Argentino four months before Jimmy actually killed her, even though what Vince is accused of doing isn't even a crime.

Seems legit.
 

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Gunnar Durden
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Plenty of legacy wrestlers who only get into/stay in WWE because of who their father or uncle was, but somehow Tamina's career is specifically to cover up Vince's supposed connection to a domestic violence incident between Jimmy and Nancy Argentino four months before Jimmy actually killed her, even though what Vince is accused of doing isn't even a crime.

Seems legit.

name one other legacy wrestler that has had a 14 year run with the WWE despite never being over, having awful skills, having an awful look, have no charisma or speaking ability.

tamina makes Greg Gagne look like he had his career based on merit.

and as for the three months, Vince arrived to the police station the night of the murder and helped get Jimmy released.

jimmy in his book even slightly suggests Vince showed up with a briefcase of cash to pay off the cops.
 

Gavinmad

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name one other legacy wrestler that has had a 14 year run with the WWE despite never being over, having awful skills, having an awful look, have no charisma or speaking ability.

tamina makes Greg Gagne look like he had his career based on merit.

and as for the three months, Vince arrived to the police station the night of the murder and helped get Jimmy released.

jimmy in his book even slightly suggests Vince showed up with a briefcase of cash to pay off the cops.
You're conflating the night of the murder with a domestic violence event from four months prior to her murder.

As for her 14 year run, that's an impressive figure considering she debuted in 2010 and has missed quite a bit of time due to injuries. Your theory might seem less ridiculous if she'd ever gotten a serious push despite her lack of charisma and ring ability, but she's been little more than a high profile jobber her entire career. If her and Natalya win tonight (unlikely) it will be her first real title win.
 

Needless

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was gonna laugh if they took it from him and gave it to edge cuz he was on top first
 
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Gavinmad

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was gonna laugh if they took it from him and gave it to edge cuz he was on top first
Yeah I was almost expecting a quick count there and then Roman to be like 'wait wut' but no, gotta endlessly push Reigns even though he's probably the most despised wrestler ever.
 

Rajaah

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was gonna laugh if they took it from him and gave it to edge cuz he was on top first

That's what I thought was gonna happen. Edge pinned Bryan there, technically. Wonder if they're gonna make this a storyline, Edge claiming he's the actual winner and wanting a rematch.

Otherwise, Roman really crushed both of his challengers. Wonder what's next for him. Would have been the perfect time to put the title on Edge for one last run, but whatever.

I got the family together for the last half of Night 2, uncles who haven't watched wrestling in a while etc. It was a fun time, but we all thought the ending with all the chairshots was completely stupid and everyone was bummed that Edge or Bryan didn't win.
 

MusicForFish

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Bray Wyatt made me stop watching wrestling. Clown ass character.
Really? You bitched out of watching wrestling because of his Bray Wyatt character?
Donald Trump Wwe GIF by Election 2016
 

Chris

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The two women's title matches were the best of the night, with Banks/Belair being the best.

Why the fuck were Bayley/Charlotte/Becky not wrestling instead of the awful tag matches? Alexa Bliss also not wrestling, whatever the fuck she did looked cool but not explained, is she the fiend now, or is she Sister Abigail?