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TheNozz

Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Not really no. However most of Steiner's promos ever have been pretty great. Guy gives no fucks. He's wrestling's equivalent to Mike Tyson. You never knew if he was going to fly off the handle legitimately and kill somebody. Guy brought a goddamn tiger to a show one time. Another time he DID fly off the handle backstage and beat the shit out of DDP in a shoot brawl. Guy lived his character (to an extent). One of the greats and incredibly under-rated even now. Surprised he's still alive given all the 'roids he did
Im no wrestling writer, but looking back on the math promo, if Steiner had fully embraced this aspect of his character, a meathead who thinks he’s a great intellectual, it would have been awesome.

coulda cut promos quoting famous scientists, authors and philosophers and either A) butcher the quote or B) butcher the sources name

he could have started wearing a graduation cap instead of the chain mail coif to really sell how “smart” he was
 
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Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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I need to watch this in full later but
A) Goddamn I've never heard a crowd completely boo Cena like that
B) Goddamn Cena looks small
He’s definitely following Batista and backing off the juice. The size he’s lost in the last 6 months is nuts.
 
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Kirun

Buzzfeed Editor
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Not really no. However most of Steiner's promos ever have been pretty great. Guy gives no fucks. He's wrestling's equivalent to Mike Tyson. You never knew if he was going to fly off the handle legitimately and kill somebody. Guy brought a goddamn tiger to a show one time. Another time he DID fly off the handle backstage and beat the shit out of DDP in a shoot brawl. Guy lived his character (to an extent). One of the greats and incredibly under-rated even now. Surprised he's still alive given all the 'roids he did
He also invented the 450 splash, which is pretty insane given his size. Some might say he's a.. genetic freak..
 

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
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He’s definitely following Batista and backing off the juice. The size he’s lost in the last 6 months is nuts.
He attributes his size change to that Jacke Chan movie he did a couple of years ago. He had to bulk down apparently.
 

Koushirou

Log Wizard
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Alright, so how hard are we believing for RAW tonight?

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Kaines

Potato Supreme
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Glasgow is correct. And Jey has an "unnamed" tag partner tonight.....

I BELIEVE!!!
 
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Animosity

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Netflix adding random 3 minute stops you cant fast forward through is annoying.
 
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Araxen

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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I know if you watch live, you can VPN and avoid ads entierly. It's frankly bullshit the US has to put up with ads and no one else.

Edit: I also forgot to add that they still jacked up the sub price too.
 
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Armadon

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So Cody vs Cena will not main event Wrestlemania. Triple H just BURIED the WWE championship.
They know it's all anyone cares about. If they throw it in the middle then people will watch the majority of Wrestlemania. At least that's the only logic I can think of.
 

Kaines

Potato Supreme
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They know it's all anyone cares about. If they throw it in the middle then people will watch the majority of Wrestlemania. At least that's the only logic I can think of.
Cena going for #17 as a heel not being able to draw well enough to keep people interested if Roman v Punk v Rollins main evented night 1 is wild to me. Punk's attorney must be a hell of a negotiator.
 

Vycron

Derives Perverse Pleasure
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I'm sure Cody vs Cena will main event one of the nights (probably night 2), Roman/Rollins/Punk will main event the other. I'm guessing Jay/Gunther will open night 1.
 
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